Why? Why, why, why?

[Whutdafuq]

I don't want to see your kids piss on Facebook.
I've seen it, so you all should too.

Ohhh boy, you ladies have clearly never had the pleasure of reading STFU Parents.
I'd be sending that in btw, that'll go up.

Many parents (me included) love the blog as it's so damn funny and terrifying but there are some who attack the woman who got sick of seeing placentas on her FB and created a place to let the weird loose.

Just to make it fun then I'll link it using an old but horrifying submission that went up. Bear in the mind the poor sod that submitted it saw it unedited pop up in their feed
Oh, and yes, name was real...

www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/229983649/halloween-09-i-recognize-the-editing-only-adds

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?

Oh ffs what next 😫

I do know of someone who posted a pic of their childs first poo on the potty.

I do love my MIL but when I first met her, she proudly showed me a photo of my now-husband's first turd in a potty.

She'd taken it, had it developed and kept it. Then showed me.

MIL has a problem with knowing when the bloody hell to NOT do something.

This is even worse than the time my friend's husband gave us Facebook updates on his post-vasectomy sperm count.

Gross

Yuck! You should mock up a fake congratulations card and write "First kid to pee in a potty - EVER! We are all so thrilled to have the photographic evidence permanently implanted in our eyeballs - pass the bleach!!!"

i'm glad my friends dont do this.
piss poor behaviour..

I'm more pissed off at my princess.

Not Facebook thankfully, but a while ago my mum received a family portrait from some friends who live abroad. It was one of those naice studio portraits with a white background, mum and Dad in their finest with big cheesy grins, slightly soft focus so they look all nostalgic and airbrushed... and their son, about a year old, standing stark naked between them Mum didn't even know them that well so they must have had hundreds printed and sent to everyone. I always wonder whether they have a large framed version hanging above the fireplace. Bonkers.

lordy the peeing princess

There's worse things on Facebook. Not something I'd post though lol

I post about three updates a year of my dc on fb. I obviously don't love them you see?

Pleeeeaaaaasseee send it to U Ok Hun? FB Page. Perfect fodder

Aaaaand I'm off to search for that group!

That post was designed for the unfriend button.

camping many years ago a child in the tent next to ours had her first poo on the potty and the mother wrapped it in clingfilm to show Daddy and left it sat outside her tent in the sunshine all day til he got there. Had facebook existed in those days she definitely would have put it on there.

This HAS to be a piss take, surely?

ThatAussieBogan well that was something I didn't ever want to see, so thanks for that.

Yabu op. It was a special moment, of course she wants to share it with the world. And you shouldn't unfriend her, or you'll miss out on all the other special moments like daughters first poo on the potty, then the toilet, daughters first period? Why would you want to miss all that

Reminds me of a Hale and Pace dinner party sketch, where one couple kept on and on about their child's potty efforts - gross!
TMI, totally unnecessary and why in the name of fuck would you PHOTO it??

We recently potty trained dd. I was really proud of her, and she made some really amusing comments. But I did not share these on Facebook, nor my feelings about how proud I was, as it's not appropriate. Ffs.

I have no words

Unfollow quickly before you get a photo of something even worse...

Keepthebloodynoisedown you're welcome

I'm awful I know, like the pee in the potty then if I had to see it, you ALL do.
I do admit however to being a bit evil and if I were the OP then I'd download the image and post in the pee-pee comments saying "Ohhh, I love sharing these special moments! Here's mine".

It was on there I learnt just how many mums publicly post on facebook them giving birth. Not just to friends who can see it but make the posts completely public.
I'd say any ex-boyfriend that decided to have a random stalk of their ex and found that would never make that mistake again.

Lots of potty shots, usually involving a giant turd. One decided to go a step further there and had her toilet training child at a social gathering at her boss's house and was rather proud her daughter avoided an accident there by taking a shit on her boss's lawn.
Posted a photo naturally.

Always wondered how she went with finding a new job...

Bloody hell.. & I thought baby scan pics on FB were bad enough...