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Why? Why, why, why?

108 replies

Whutdafuq · 08/08/2017 22:13

I don't want to see your kids piss on Facebook.
I've seen it, so you all should too.

Why? Why, why, why?
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GladAllOver · 08/08/2017 23:24

A load of shit on Facebook? Nothing new there.

Mrscropley · 08/08/2017 23:27

Via what's app my ds makes me send his siblings pics of his potty triumphs!!
But fb is a step too far. . .

PigletWasPoohsFriend · 08/08/2017 23:29
Shock
SparklingBollox · 08/08/2017 23:34
Grin
Whutdafuq · 08/08/2017 23:46

UPDATE - poster justifying why the photo was necessary

Why? Why, why, why?
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MyMorningHasBroken · 08/08/2017 23:47

Has she put it in a jar with a ribbon around it for her mantelpiece?

littleshoutymouse · 08/08/2017 23:50

Someone I know posted a picture of her dead hamster last year as she found him in his cage, followed by an update of him in a pg tips box awaiting burial. Whhyyyyy?!?!

rightknockered · 08/08/2017 23:54

Grin Grin

Fluffypinkpyjamas · 09/08/2017 00:11

Ugh. I bet she has glitter wallpaper and smashed mirrors or cds on her fireplace.

TooSleepyToCare · 09/08/2017 01:35

Good grief. Definitely TMI. The poor child. You can imagine her 18th or when she brings a date home. "ah yes, this was my first wee".

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 09/08/2017 01:43

I just can't love my child in the way they love theirs

iheartpink · 09/08/2017 01:51

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SprinklesandIcecream · 09/08/2017 01:54
Envy

Really?!

I've really missed the boat with that one haven't I.

squoosh · 09/08/2017 02:08

a lot of people TTC kept posting pictures (not even in the comments) of their cervical mucus asking if it looked thick today

I'd happily end my days never having seen another woman's cervical mucus. Thick or otherwise.

Dirty animals.

1forAll74 · 09/08/2017 03:07

Its so dire and crappy and stupid. hope they haven't got a male puppy..who is going to do his first cock up leg on their fence, sofa, or plant pots. whatever, watch this space, !!

Firsttimemama2017 · 09/08/2017 03:27

I unfriended someone because they wrote a status about their child's first poo on a potty, gross!

Whutdafuq · 09/08/2017 13:25

Ok. I might regret this but what actually is cervical mucus? Too scared to google...

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CherryChasingDotMuncher · 09/08/2017 13:27

It's basically discharge, the thicker it is the more fertile you are. I have no idea how one differentiates cervical mucus from other discharge, or if they wait for it to fall into their knickers or simply fish it out themselves. Either way it has ended up on my newsfeed more than once

Whutdafuq · 09/08/2017 13:29

Holy fucking cow. Discharge. Photos of discharge...on Facebook?
😱

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MrsG841 · 09/08/2017 13:31

Omg this is soooo gross!

Dont get me wrong i did post that DD did her 1st wee on a potty but good grief i didnt go as far as posting a picture!

CherryChasingDotMuncher · 09/08/2017 13:35

Yup. On their fingers. And people actually comment on the thickness!

I actually sent one screengrab of the mucus to a friend (we have a running joke about "I can't un-see this so you must see it too" and compete to send each other the grimmest pictures) and because I have shared Apple account with our family iPad, all the pictures I take on my phone go onto the iPad. I forgot to delete it.

So DH got a lovely surprise when he was scrolling through them on the iPad one day. I actually heard him scream 😂

handslikecowstits · 09/08/2017 13:37

CherryChasingDotMuncher "or simply fish it out themselves"

Yeah fanks for that. I was planning on having macaroni cheese for lunch. Don't think I'll bother now. Grin

CherryChasingDotMuncher · 09/08/2017 13:39

Sorry handsGrin

At least you weren't going for mackerel 🙊

LoyaltyAndLobster · 09/08/2017 13:44

That would be enough for me to not only delete someone but block them.

SnotGoblin · 09/08/2017 13:45

The Princess and the pee Grin.