People stopping in the middle of a busy street just for a chat - move to the side FFS.
People who take selfies of themselves pouting over the age of 20.
People who say "love my little family" or "love this boy/girl so much". Of course you F-ing do, they're your kids dumbass.
People who are constantly late. My time is just as valuable as yours you arrogant fuckwit.
My mother, for many reasons but mostly at the moment for the stupid texts she sends with phrases like "it's ya mother" in.
People who walk 4 abreast on the pavement at a snail's pace so you have to walk on the road to get round them.
Passive aggression. If you have something to say, say it for god's sake.
Inverted snobbery.
Tactlessness. Just engage your brain first, idiots.
Till operatives who, half way through scanning your item or taking your payment feel the need to start a chat with someone else. Waiters who do this are even worse - i recently had to complain in a restaurant for this.
People who beep at other drivers when they haven't moved off within 0.1 seconds of the lights turning green.
People who refer to their children's age by months - i.e. "My son is 20 months". No, he's 1 or almost 2.
Caroline Flack.
People who wear sports clothes all day without doing any actual exercise. I'm SOOOOOO impressed.
A particular woman who i went to uni with that seems to think she's achieved more than anyone else just because she managed to accidentally get pregnant in her first year and therefore didn't spend as much time on nights out as the rest of us.
Thoughtless neighbours in flats.
People vaping as they walk down the street. All that sweet smelling water vapour is so sickly.