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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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UterusUterusGhali · 08/08/2017 20:35

Nnnggggggg

thegirlupnorth · 08/08/2017 20:50

It's still not open! The suspense is killing me!

Bluebell93 · 08/08/2017 21:16

Can't believe I read through 25 pages and it's not open yet. Definitely placemarking.

dressinblack · 08/08/2017 21:30

All day I have thought that there's something I needed to do Wednesday...I remember now!

NeverTooOldForAnything · 08/08/2017 21:48

Wednesday??? Ffs

saffronwblue · 08/08/2017 21:53

Well it is Wednesday now where I live.

2017SoFarSoGood · 08/08/2017 22:54

I am taking a vacation day to ensure it is done. AND you know in Trumpland we get very few of these to play around with - that's how excited I am.

My realtor and her handyman (don't ask) are all coming to watch - DH say he shall stay out (of the closet) or it shall get overly hot and sweaty with all the excitement. I proposed the attached to him. He says hell no to the shirt. Grin

Now I'm going to have to stay up all night staging something to film for you all when it turns up empty. Wonder where one gets a human head at short notice?

Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
OP posts:
trulybadlydeeply · 08/08/2017 23:22

OP it's my birthday tomorrow, can you ensure that there's a good ending to this by way of a present? Grin

squirtymcsquirterson · 09/08/2017 00:25

Tenterhooks!!!

TooSleepyToCare · 09/08/2017 00:33

How exciting. Can't wait for the outcome....

eatabagofdicks · 09/08/2017 00:49

Oh please leave something weird in it for the next people! Like a treasure map that leads to nowhere. Or some really kinky sex toys

Adarajames · 09/08/2017 01:01

I'm in agony with a recurring disc injury in neck causing nerve pain down arm, nights have been pretty horrendous because of it, so I want to thank you op for a good few light hearted moments following your posts. Now if you can only have something exciting inside, the painful week may have a real highlight of joy!

Skittlesss · 09/08/2017 04:18

Today's the day!!!

picklemepopcorn · 09/08/2017 06:34

It's Wednesday! Oh, wait...

MarilynWhirlwindRocks · 09/08/2017 06:37

Adarajames,

You poor thing: that sounds horrendous. Hope it eases. Flowers

ReginaGeorgeinSheepsClothing · 09/08/2017 06:37

Happy Safe Day!!

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 06:42

Adarajames you poor thing. Have you tried sleeping with your arm resting on a pillow at your side? Helped when I had disc issues.

Sheesh. I shall never sleep tonight. Best find a good thread or two to keep me occupied.

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Wheelycote · 09/08/2017 07:17

Wednesday!!!!🔐

startingtheengine · 09/08/2017 08:11

2017 what day and time is it there?

GutterStar · 09/08/2017 08:16

~Rubs hands together in glee~
Happy Wednesday, everyone!

laura1206 · 09/08/2017 08:17

Wednesday!

laura1206 · 09/08/2017 08:19

What's the time difference?

OwlBeBack · 09/08/2017 08:25

Shamelessly placemarking

MrsSkeffington · 09/08/2017 08:56

Placemarking too

rightwhine · 09/08/2017 08:56

Oh goody.

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