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Usain Bolt

92 replies

sonlypuppyfat · 31/07/2017 21:12

AIBU in thinking that he is the physically perfect man ever? So tall and all muscles, and seems like a nice bloke as well

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backwardpossom · 31/07/2017 21:58

Justin Gatlin is arrogant. I loved watching Usain shit all over him.

YY to this

ChickenBhuna · 31/07/2017 21:59

Oh god yeah , that cock swinging , chest bumping crap that you see... it's embarrassing to watch.

It's the sub-ten sprint that matters , that's why I tune in.

JourneyToThePlacentaOfTheEarth · 31/07/2017 22:01

I love him. The way he treats the young officials at the starting line. Fist bumps, giving them his hat, making them giggle. Honestly who would do that at the point when he's supposed to be concentrating on himself and the race ahead. Confident lovable fun talented inspirational fella

Hissy · 31/07/2017 22:01

I'm a swimmer

Usain Bolt swims like crap.

I could kick Usains butt in the pool!

Oh yes.

🤣

Piggywaspushed · 31/07/2017 22:03

He'd look better then you in his cossie though .... Wink

LloydColeandtheCoconuts · 31/07/2017 22:04

Did someone say Jason Momoa? I would forgo any cunnilingus for some time with him. Unless he insists on it of course Wink

MizK · 31/07/2017 22:07

Bolt is absolutely gorgeous. Love him. He is completely charming too.

ProphetOfDoom · 31/07/2017 22:08

He's what athlectics needed after being mired in drugs scandal. At 6ft 4 he's also physically breaking type.

But I'm more thunderstruck by Jamaican men being reluctant cunnilinguists/ disappointing.

OstentatiousWanking · 31/07/2017 22:08

I would.

PigletWasPoohsFriend · 31/07/2017 22:10

I have a family member who has met him a number of times. He is a genuinely nice guy.

Something that can't be said for a few others.

Piggywaspushed · 31/07/2017 22:14

I have seen both Pistorius and Bolt run and was so excited I cried.

Pistorius let everyone down so terribly and Bolt has not nad never will, I believe. I love that he enjoys himself so much and how he can hold a crowd.

And his body looks like Da Vinci's guy.

He has scoliosis you know : what a thing to overcome so spectacularly.

TheFaerieQueene · 31/07/2017 22:14

I'm going to be at the athletics next week and should see him race. I can't wait. ⚡️

steff13 · 31/07/2017 22:16

Did someone say Jason Momoa? I would forgo any cunnilingus for some time with him. Unless he insists on it of course.

Idris Elba is my one true love, good Lord the things I would do to that man, but I wouldn't kick Jason Momoa out of bed.

bbcessex · 31/07/2017 22:17

He's a pleasure to watch.. you can't help but smile.

Pure quality.. unlike the phrase calm your tits Wins the prize for the most vulgar phrase of the evening..

OstentatiousWanking · 31/07/2017 22:18

I've never found my previous DPs reluctant to engage in mutual oral.
Although one did say he would never admit to any involvement.
He tried to tell me I was his first oral experience. But that was clearly not true.

steff13 · 31/07/2017 22:18

And I'd be willing to bet Jason Momoa is pro cunnilingus.

This thread has really taken a turn...

lastqueenofscotland · 31/07/2017 22:21

Usain Bolt has pretty much saved sprinting, proof that you could do it clean.

I don't think saying he is the best is arrogant... he is the best... it's factual.

The Americans who dope and dope and keep coming back after mans with no shame, that's arrogant.

steff13 · 31/07/2017 22:26

I've never found my previous DPs reluctant to engage in mutual oral.
Although one did say he would never admit to any involvement.

I have heard black men here in the US say they don't give oral (I assume receiving is fine), but that's never been my personal experience. I've also had a guy tell me they do do it, but won't admit to it. I've always wondered if that means black women here in the US don't typically expect it?

SnowiestMountain · 31/07/2017 22:26

LOVE him! Wouldn't trust him for a second if I was his girlfriend but I love him all the same!

wowfudge · 31/07/2017 22:26

Bolt said he hated training, but loved performing. He must really love going out and racing to put in all the training necessary in that case! He doesn't come across as arrogant, he actually seems pretty humble.

MrSlant · 31/07/2017 22:28

Watching the documentary on TV just now was fascinating. He's a bit young for me to find attractive but his commitment to training and the sheer effort put in along with the mental strength to do what he does make me respect him greatly as a human being. To be who he is you have to have the double whammy of the perfect physicality for the job PLUS the mental strength. I feel quite sad for him as well, talking to his little camera as he plays on his wheely thing in a hotel room because it's so hard to go out when you are him but he's bored and can't sleep.

He comes across as anything but arrogant. Also, like the poster above I was very pleased to see he was a terrible swimmer, nice to know there's a sport I could beat him at. I don't give a damn if I don't look as good in my cossie.

LloydColeandtheCoconuts · 31/07/2017 22:44

cunnilinguists
Oh my god! Is that a real word? I love it.

Interviewer: So where do your specialities lie?
Professor: Well, I would say specifically in the labia region.

Interviewer: Ahh, a cunnilinguist.

Sorry folks. I'm off to bed now! Grin

paulapantsdown · 31/07/2017 22:49

He is a superstar - there will never be another like him.

Cantspell2 · 31/07/2017 22:49

Great sportsman but i am not so sure he is such a great human being.

Charley50 · 31/07/2017 22:56

I don't think a whole nation is anti cunnilingus. If so, my DP is of Jamaican heritage, and luckily for me, he missed that lesson!
Love Usain too!