Complete this sentence.... (lighthearted)

[ethelfleda]

You know you're a mumsnetter when....

My contribution:
When I want to shout "yanbu" at my colleagues who piss me off... as if it is an actual word... pronounced 'yanboo'

You look at people behaving badly and think "entitled twunt" or add zilla to the end of their action.
Chewzilla
Loudzilla
Winezilla (that's me)

You should LTB

When you're reading a lengthy document at work and swipe to bookmark it and then wonder why it doesn't work

Yes I've done this several times!

When you see a badly parked car your first thought is what the diagram would look like.

I said "YANBU" to my DH!!!

Pronounced YANBOO obvs.

Referring to my DH as DH.

When you say AIBU? As a sentence

You type a text about your dd and she asks you what it means

Surely you should be shouting 'YABU' rather than 'YANBU'?

You make this face when you see something you don't like

You know your "Did you mean to be so rude?" alternative answer.

I told my OH that someone should give their head a wobble... he looked at like I was on glue 😁

Ooops
Yes, I meant 'YABU'

You add a to the end of an text argument not on Mumsnet

When you scour the supermarket trolleys praying hoping to find that damn shopping list to put on!

Taking ten mins to decide which fragrance of zoflora to choose. . .

when you'd never heard of Boden, nanny's or au pairs and you don't have someone to iron your silk knickers each week

common northerner

The limited edition zoflora's give u a mumgasm.

Oh God mine should have read 'you know you're not'

When you're out for lunch with friends and you have the urge to talk about patio doors in grade 2 listed buildings but don't cos you know it would take too long to explain

...refer to your 'ds' when talking with friends and they go 'What? What's a ds?'.

Agree with Flanders - you use an expression which is just so everyday on here and people don't know what you're on about and it would be outing to explain.

You use the acronyms in real life.

When you disparagingly refer to someone as a cockwomble or wankbadger. I've never heard those words outside MN!

When you have to stop yourself saying 'No is a complete sentence' in a prim MN- voice.