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AIBU?

Complete this sentence.... (lighthearted)

25 replies

ethelfleda · 30/07/2017 22:32

You know you're a mumsnetter when....

My contribution:
When I want to shout "yanbu" at my colleagues who piss me off... as if it is an actual word... pronounced 'yanboo'

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winobaglady · 30/07/2017 22:34

You look at people behaving badly and think "entitled twunt" or add zilla to the end of their action.
Chewzilla
Loudzilla
Winezilla (that's me) Smile

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poorpaws · 30/07/2017 22:39

You should LTB

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Autumnchill · 30/07/2017 22:40

When you're reading a lengthy document at work and swipe to bookmark it and then wonder why it doesn't work

Yes I've done this several times!

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TaggySits · 30/07/2017 22:44

When you see a badly parked car your first thought is what the diagram would look like.

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dadadadathatslife · 30/07/2017 22:44

I said "YANBU" to my DH!!!

Pronounced YANBOO obvs.

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fairypuff · 30/07/2017 22:46

Referring to my DH as DH.

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DonaldStott · 30/07/2017 22:46

When you say AIBU? As a sentence Blush

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RJnomore1 · 30/07/2017 22:48

You type a text about your dd and she asks you what it means

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ChinkChink · 30/07/2017 22:54

Surely you should be shouting 'YABU' rather than 'YANBU'?

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CodLiverOil556 · 30/07/2017 22:56

You make this face when you see something you don't like Hmm

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Vonklump · 30/07/2017 22:58

You know your "Did you mean to be so rude?" alternative answer.

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PlymouthMaid1 · 30/07/2017 23:14

I told my OH that someone should give their head a wobble... he looked at like I was on glue 😁

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ethelfleda · 30/07/2017 23:17

Ooops
Yes, I meant 'YABU' Blush

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lollipop7 · 30/07/2017 23:36

You add a Biscuit to the end of an text argument not on Mumsnet

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caz323 · 30/07/2017 23:39

When you scour the supermarket trolleys praying hoping to find that damn shopping list to put on!

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mrscropley · 30/07/2017 23:40

Taking ten mins to decide which fragrance of zoflora to choose. . .

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Cinderllaspinkdresswasthebest · 30/07/2017 23:44

when you'd never heard of Boden, nanny's or au pairs and you don't have someone to iron your silk knickers each week Wink

common northerner Grin

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mylittlephoney · 30/07/2017 23:46

The limited edition zoflora's give u a mumgasm.

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Cinderllaspinkdresswasthebest · 30/07/2017 23:48

Oh God mine should have read 'you know you're not' Blush

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MrsJamesAspey · 31/07/2017 00:20

When you're out for lunch with friends and you have the urge to talk about patio doors in grade 2 listed buildings but don't cos you know it would take too long to explain Grin

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FlandersRocks · 31/07/2017 00:21

...refer to your 'ds' when talking with friends and they go 'What? What's a ds?'.

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KeepServingTheDrinks · 31/07/2017 01:07

Agree with Flanders - you use an expression which is just so everyday on here and people don't know what you're on about and it would be outing to explain.

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oldlaundbooth · 31/07/2017 01:09

You use the acronyms in real life.

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honeylulu · 31/07/2017 01:12

When you disparagingly refer to someone as a cockwomble or wankbadger. I've never heard those words outside MN!

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GwenStaceyRocks · 31/07/2017 01:40

When you have to stop yourself saying 'No is a complete sentence' in a prim MN- voice.

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