Complete this sentence.... (lighthearted)

[ethelfleda]

You know you're a mumsnetter when....

My contribution:
When I want to shout "yanbu" at my colleagues who piss me off... as if it is an actual word... pronounced 'yanboo'

[GwenStaceyRocks]

When you have to stop yourself saying 'No is a complete sentence' in a prim MN- voice.

[honeylulu]

When you disparagingly refer to someone as a cockwomble or wankbadger. I've never heard those words outside MN!

[oldlaundbooth]

You use the acronyms in real life.

[KeepServingTheDrinks]

Agree with Flanders - you use an expression which is just so everyday on here and people don't know what you're on about and it would be outing to explain.

[FlandersRocks]

...refer to your 'ds' when talking with friends and they go 'What? What's a ds?'.

[MrsJamesAspey]

When you're out for lunch with friends and you have the urge to talk about patio doors in grade 2 listed buildings but don't cos you know it would take too long to explain

[Cinderllaspinkdresswasthebest]

Oh God mine should have read 'you know you're not'

[mylittlephoney]

The limited edition zoflora's give u a mumgasm.

[Cinderllaspinkdresswasthebest]

when you'd never heard of Boden, nanny's or au pairs and you don't have someone to iron your silk knickers each week

common northerner

[mrscropley]

Taking ten mins to decide which fragrance of zoflora to choose. . .

[caz323]

When you scour the supermarket trolleys praying hoping to find that damn shopping list to put on!

[lollipop7]

You add a to the end of an text argument not on Mumsnet

[ethelfleda]

Ooops
Yes, I meant 'YABU'

[PlymouthMaid1]

I told my OH that someone should give their head a wobble... he looked at like I was on glue 😁

[Vonklump]

You know your "Did you mean to be so rude?" alternative answer.

[CodLiverOil556]

You make this face when you see something you don't like

[ChinkChink]

Surely you should be shouting 'YABU' rather than 'YANBU'?

[RJnomore1]

You type a text about your dd and she asks you what it means

[DonaldStott]

When you say AIBU? As a sentence

[fairypuff]

Referring to my DH as DH.

[dadadadathatslife]

I said "YANBU" to my DH!!!

Pronounced YANBOO obvs.

[TaggySits]

When you see a badly parked car your first thought is what the diagram would look like.

[Autumnchill]

When you're reading a lengthy document at work and swipe to bookmark it and then wonder why it doesn't work

Yes I've done this several times!

[poorpaws]

You should LTB

[winobaglady]

You look at people behaving badly and think "entitled twunt" or add zilla to the end of their action.
Chewzilla
Loudzilla
Winezilla (that's me)