Oh My God. I don't know if I can even type I'm so angry. Excuse any mistakes.
Turned the corner to walk down my road and notice 2 white vans parked outside.
Cue me half running/ staggering down the road coffee in hand trying to find my house keys and mobile phone whilst trying not to have a heart attack.
Anyway both vans empty, no branding or anything on the side, no sign of anyone.
I eventually get into my flat and can HEAR CFN NEXT DOOR.
I went out the back and knocked on the shitty fucking doors After I see them wandering around inside.
Cue looks of despair and horror from THE SAME CFN THAT SCARPERED WHEN I SPOKE TOTHEM LAST WEEK.
They all just looked at each other for what felt like forever, it was honestlylike something out of a comedy film.
Eventually one of them came and opened the door, I asked them if they had read my note(s), to be met with more blank stares all round. I then asked if it was them who have bought the flat, and if not who has?
I think one of them was very unconvincingly trying to pretend he couldn't speak English and didn't understand, whilst backing away from me. The older one eventually says that they are just there to collect the rest of their things and finish the bathroom. They will be very quick apparently. 
They would not engage with me any further about the note, the new doors or the planning dept OR ANYTHING. I told them not to enter the garden for any reason and that I was going to call the planning department straight away. Then left as I wasn't getting anywhere.
My hands are shaking!! I've spoken to lovely planning lady, who admitted she couldn't really tell me the ins and outs but they know who the CFN unregistered cowboys are and are dealing with it through their proper channels. She also said this case is TOP PRIORITY.
I'm waiting on a call back from the other people that I have informed (don't want to say too much or have to go through another name change fiasco so that's all I'll say on that)
I'm off to see Ken to ask if he noticed what time they arrived.
AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH FUCKETY FUCKING TWATS.