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AIBU?

AIBU to think my salad needs exorcising?

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TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn · 28/07/2017 16:10

I can't eat it can I?

AIBU to think my salad needs exorcising?

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MumBod · 28/07/2017 16:18

I'd call a priest, quick

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Needsomeflapjacks · 28/07/2017 16:19

The Mummy Returns Again. . .

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littlewoollypervert · 28/07/2017 16:19

Are you sure it's not Jim Carrey in The Mask? See if it will tell you a joke.

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gingergenius · 28/07/2017 17:35

Lol for a minute there I thought it read 'exercising' and was imagining a limp lettuce going for a very slow jog around the park!!!!

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SnarkOfTheThunderPants · 28/07/2017 17:40

Burn it. Then say a shit load of hail Mary's

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IdoHaveAName · 28/07/2017 17:41

Holy water. Yer only man for this job.

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Slimthistime · 28/07/2017 17:42

normally stuff like these means you spend ages wondering what you're supposed to be looking at ....

but this is brilliant!

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iklboo · 28/07/2017 17:48

Burn it & get chips

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TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn · 28/07/2017 17:48

Ginger

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TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn · 28/07/2017 17:50

It's brilliant slim if it's not your salad that's evil

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MusicToMyEars800 · 28/07/2017 17:51

that is funny, I'd get the priest and the holy water on it, or burn it and get chips as iklboo suggested if you do that be sure to scatter said salad ashes on holy ground.

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Slimthistime · 28/07/2017 17:53

ah, it's okay OP
this salad could be the making of your finances, I'm sure papers will pay for "EVIL found in salad - town terrified" or some such.

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iklboo · 28/07/2017 17:53

Get the priest to bring the chips on his way round

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LloydColeandhisCoconuts · 28/07/2017 17:55

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TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn · 28/07/2017 18:02

iklboo

We have no priest round here but we do have a vicar called Sharon, will she do?

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Slimthistime · 28/07/2017 18:04

Sharon will do what she can, I'm sure ...but do you really believe that the DEVIL CELERY can be beaten by a mere vicar?

(sorry that probably isn't celery)

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TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn · 28/07/2017 18:08

I would burn it but I fear I would look more than a little unhinged if the neighbours saw me standing out in the pissing rain trying to set fire to a small piece of devilish avocado

mind you it might mean I get to be incarcerated somewhere away from my demanding crazy bickering children for part of the holidays, swings and roundabouts

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Letitrain · 28/07/2017 18:09

Devilcado

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Slimthistime · 28/07/2017 18:11

oh it's devilcado

I think you should preserve it in a jar, it's cool.

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TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn · 28/07/2017 18:14

Devilcado indeed

I'm wondering if it's a sign to stay away from avocado henceforth the fuckers are usually either rock hard or brown and slimy whenever I peel them anyway

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