AIBU to think my salad needs exorcising?

[TheBoyWhoWouldntHoeCorn]

I can't eat it can I?

[MsHarry]

Phantom of the salad bar!

[Slimthistime]

maybe you'll find an angel in the cake.....

[Janeismymiddlename]

Proof that no good ever came of eating stuff that's good for you!

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

Avacadon't , more like.

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

or even avOcadon't ...