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AIBU to feel the monotony of the tower block and I'm not so manic now

201 replies

mailfuckoff · 23/07/2017 15:03

After all modern life is rubbish, we are all common people and you just need to roll with it?

OP posts:
HeteronormativeHaybales · 24/07/2017 00:12

I had a friend, wouldn't say a good friend
Just someone like me
A ltitle nervous, never easy to please
But stupid enough to stay happy

MargotLovedTom1 · 24/07/2017 00:22

The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother,
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month.

Arseface · 24/07/2017 00:37

I'll be your whatever you want
The bong in this reggae song

powershowerforanhour · 24/07/2017 00:39

It was strange glue that held us together
While we both came apart at the seams

NoMudNoLotus · 24/07/2017 01:11

And I missed you
Like the desert missed the rain

NoMudNoLotus · 24/07/2017 01:13

It's a bitter sweet symphony this life

NoMudNoLotus · 24/07/2017 01:14

Now the drugs don't work,
They just make you worse
And I know I'll see your face again

intergalacticbrexitdisco · 24/07/2017 04:03

I don't know if you've seen her lately, but God, she's looking rough.

PenelopeStoppit · 24/07/2017 04:28

There no perfume I can buy
Make me smell like myself
She Said
So I put on perfume
To make me smell like someone else
In bed

MyfanwyMontez · 24/07/2017 05:16

Get a Pentax ready and tell 'em I'm coming- I'm back!

MassDebate · 24/07/2017 09:08

Last night I did it for the hell of it, put it on the back of my tongue and then swallowed it

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Laquila · 24/07/2017 10:01

Semisonic! Ben Folds Five!! SNEAKER PIMPS!! (Spankhurst that's one of my favourite lyrics ever.)

Ooh this thread has cheered me right up :)

UnderTheF1oorboards · 24/07/2017 10:26

So be sure that she's old enough before you blow your mind.

HappyAxolotl · 24/07/2017 10:48

You see you should take me seriously, very seriously indeed. Cos I've been sleeping with your wife for the last sixteen weeks.

Mammylamb · 24/07/2017 11:57

Smoking your cigarettes drinking your brandy, messing up the bed you chose together

SaucyJack · 24/07/2017 13:03

This is how it feels to be lonely
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels
When your world means nothing at all

WaspsAreBastards · 24/07/2017 13:26

I'm everyone, hang your label on me.

Enb76 · 24/07/2017 13:37

These words are not my own
They only come when I'm alone
She's loved and she is welcome in my home.

MagicalMrsMistoffelees · 24/07/2017 13:51

And in all that time I just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon and catch us at it.

mailfuckoff · 24/07/2017 15:22

I have found my people :-)

Just tied to the ninties!
I want you to notice when I'm not around,

OP posts:
Frouby · 24/07/2017 15:28

This isn't love.
It's dirtier than that.

UnderTheF1oorboards · 24/07/2017 16:26

In the front room.

HappyAxolotl · 24/07/2017 16:39

The room is cold. And it's been like this for several months. If I close my eyes I can visualise everything in it, right down to the broken handle on the third drawer down on the dressing table.

MagicalMrsMistoffelees · 24/07/2017 16:44

You see I spy for a living and I specialise in revenge
In taking those things I know will cause you pain
I can't help it, I was dragged up

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