Irrational Judgy Pants thread.

[FretYeNotAllIsShiny]

I've got new neighbours. I really doubt they are my kind of people. They've got a glittery toilet seat.

What makes you hoik up your Irrational Judgy Pants?

It's fine not to like tattoos but some women give me the filthiest looks despite me smiling brightly if i catch their eye. You can see them eyeing them up. I judge these people. Nasty bellends.

Adults who are picky eaters. Obviously I don't mean allergies and intolerances, and everyone has a couple of foods they hate, but adults who are just fussy about loads of foods (especially ones that still won't eat their veg) really ought to have grown out of it.

I judge people who gawp at other peoples shopping.

People who think swearing is a sign of bad education/illiteracy

Those who are on benefits (JSA, IS, UC, ESA etc) and go out nightclubbing whenever they get 'paid'... then moan when they're skint. Benefits are not for funding nights out, they're to help you live. If you want to go out nightclubbing, pub crawls etc then pay for it yourself!

I fucking love swearing.

Oh blimey, here come the benefit bashers.

I didn't think it would take this long for the benefit bashers to turn up.

Pregnant women smoking.
People who smoke at the entrance to the hospital I work in....there are newborn babies and people with respiratory complaints etc going in and out ffs.
And I'm a smoker!

Bizarre name spellings. Katy=Kayte...Faith=Fayth...Jacob=Jaycob

Aaaaand 3, 2, 1! BOOOOOM!
I wrote a post about people who judge posters who swear, but deleted. However in for a penny..
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Certain names (but only ever in my head) as I live in a place where certain 'local' names are very popular (think Sven for Sweden) and my husband even has one of these names!
people probably think my kids have seriously old fashioned names though so fuck it, live n let live
Also Chardonnayyyyyy being yelled in an Aberdonian accent on the number 19 bus (oddly specific but if you've ever heard it you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!!!)

Oh yeah, don't be a cunt, let us swearers live our lives in peace. I'm well educated thanks, just like swearing!

FrancisCrawford

People who add salt without even tasting meal to see if it needs more salt (obviously chips are the exception to this)

My sister. She grabs the salt shaker even before sitting at the table. My mum's face it's always at meal times.

Washable san pro isn't so bad
You mean you don't want to hear about my mooncup? (In fairness, the people who wax lyrical about their cups drive me potty. If people wanna know they'll ask)

I spend my ESA on gin and handbags tbf. Dh earns c£80k and I still claim it. Judge away.

Mumsnet cliches like contempt for "hun", "housewife" and "hubby".

Doesn't happen much anymore but - the 'your baby is the size of an apricot' apps shared to Facebook.

Fake grass (boils my blood, our poor tunnelling bees! We don't neeeeeed any more shitty plastic in the world!)

The "how dare he" "I'll inbox you hun" face books posts. Hun stuff in general.

Pandora bracelets.

Notreallyarsed hahahahahahahaha.

People who move into a house with a lovely mature front garden with flowers, bushes, roses and a little tree, and immediately raze the lot to the ground and dump some gravel, just so they can park their ugly cars there instead (and drive over a raised kerb and the pavement to do so).
Especially when they have a drive and a perfectly good garage already.
Gits.

Essie I like you!

The fucking eyebrow thing!

I luffs my Pandora bracelet. What's ur beef with them?

I judge people who say 'haitch', it's pure ignorance. It's 'aitch'. Unless they are Irish, as this is how it's taught in Ireland. I notice lots of younger people use 'haitch' all the time, I blame the people who decided reading should be taught using phonics. No reason for this, I just do.

Also babies and young children with pierced ears, the horrid bow on a hair band thing people put on bald baby girls, tattoos, the stone cladding thing people did to houses in the 1980s, and probably lots more.

Quite glad to have got it all off my chest.

People who go on holiday to Benidorm, Malaga, Marbella or Dubai. Can't give you a rational reason why and would never say anything irl.