To think this song can't be serious. Please tell me it was created as a joke?

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Just came across this song and video on my youtube. Apparently it reached number 1!

I'm traumatised from just watching it!

It was meant as a joke surely?

I'd never actually watched the Trapped in the Closet series. This is a ROLLERCOASTER!

I am the one and only...!

Well that is 2 mins 56 secs of my life that I will never get back. Thanks OP! . Not sure what was worse, the lyrics (surely about sex) the choreography, the styling or the video as a whole. I don't remember them. I think they will have very much been AFTER my time. DD age 12 was not impressed either DH did not think it was that bad. Not sure if that is a reflection of him or me for being his wife!

I saw B*witched before they were famous - supporting 911 at the Birmingham NEC. Those were the days!

Remember when Robson and Jerome had a crack at the charts? A grandma's favourite.

okey How old are you and are you from Europe? How can you have also missed this song?

And I tell you what did have filthy lyrics - Another Level's Freak Me. My mum snapped my CD in half.

Ooh, Madison Avenue! Love that song!

And Keira, I saw Another Level when they were opening for Boyzone - all the parents were furious when they did that one

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this thread.
Want to go to a school disco in 1997 now so bad

I am the one and only...!

"Nobody I'd rather be..."

I am the one and only...!

Can't take that away from me!

Why do I suddenly feel a 100 years old ?!

Oooh! Thought of another one. Never mind Miley Bloody Cyrus and her wrecking ball, her Dad rocked the cheese waves better with his awesomeness song.....

"Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart...."

Why do I suddenly feel a 100 years old ?!

embrace the cheese, you're sucked in now......

Going to contribute this one, from school disco memories...

Was 1990 I believe. My 6 year old keeps mithering me to play it.

"Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet...."

@DogStrummer you win the thread!

Best. Song. Ever.

What about this one too?

"Sailing on the seven seas........"

Going to make a CD with many of the tracks on this thread, and play it in the car on the way to summer holidays. The kids will love it.

Ahhh lovely Hudson10

Think this one was 1996. I can remember being off my face in the Tuxedo Royale in Newcastle when this came on.

Make a little birdhouse in yours soul.
Good choice! Excellent song

Danny minogue

What about Jimmy Nail and is Crocodile Shoooooooes?

@Hudson that was the first album I bought. On cassette.

We're basically reminiscing old people aren't we?

Sugar Tax, I mean.

I reckon there are at least themed mix tapes to be squeezed out of this thread

We're basically reminiscing old people aren't we?

Oy, less of the old.....