To think this song can't be serious. Please tell me it was created as a joke?

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Just came across this song and video on my youtube. Apparently it reached number 1!

I'm traumatised from just watching it!

It was meant as a joke surely?

Seriously?? SERIOUSLY!?? My DD1 was born in 2007. DD2 was 2009. Both love B*witched's absolute classic tunes! Even DS1 (2012) knows enough to sing along to Cest la vie!

I can't believe "Don't Speak" was 1992. That has freaked me out.

Faez Thanks, now I'm watching those Trapped in the Closet songs... You know I don't think I've ever heard of these.

You know I don't think I've ever heard of these.

You've missed out on life! Beautifully poetic lyrics such as "I pulled back the cover oh my god a rubber, rubber, rubber" and "He points the gun in his face, the midget say god i think i just shited on myself" await you enjoy it's the most brilliantly wtf thing ever!

Ah, but @Hudson10, the Vengaboys Ibiza was a cover of this song from my 70s childhood

Oh dear, not heard that version before - what did I just listen to?
Give me Vengaboys version any day lol
(although liking the fact I'm exapnding my cheese knowledge, so filing away under Cheese

Showing my age, but I remember this so well from the summer I turned twelve. Utter cheese and super-dubious video but still make me smile when I hear it (admittedly very rarely).

I err lost my virginity was kissing my boyfriend in the back seat of his red Escort whilst his friend sat in the front and tubthumping came into the radio. Every time I hear it I imagine I can smell Charlie Red and condom lubricant.

Memories... ahem

To redress the balance, The Connells had an amazing song - 74-75 with a great video of their class mates grown up. They updated it a year or so ago now and a couple of them have since died. Still makes me tear up...

Great stuff, are you from Mablethorpe duck

I heard this today

I like Betty Boop and the clever interjection of Captain of your ship at the beginning.

Sabrina Boys Boys Boys brings back all the nostalgia for the school disco, Panda Pops, boys dancing in one corner, girls in the other!! Sigh, memories
This one too -
"He's gotta be big and strong, enough to turn me on...."

Bewitched are playing our local festival in a couple of weeks.

Sonia - "even though you're home, you won't pick up the phone and take my call".....
"you'll never stop me from loving you..."

It's just dawned on me.
If you were born in 1999 you're an adult.

But the 90s was only 3 years ago!
...
as you were

B*Witched on the radio this morning. Still awful.

If you were born in 1999 you're an adult.

You don't want to go down that road, it's too depressing...
People born in 2000 are legally allowed to go out drinking in pubs next year.

Brother Beyond - The Harder I Try (love this too)

BoneyM that one was mentioned upthread but not linked to

We can't have 90s and 80s cheese without the King and Queen of 80s cheese - Jason and Kylie.
I so loved Jason as a very young teen

Hudson10

Not heard that version, haha not heard that song for years!
This is the one I remember

That was fun!!! Nowt wrong with a bit of cheesiness! It's the birdey song I can't stand!!!!

it certainly made me go

Bit late to the party, but I'm checking in here as someone who used to actually dance to 'cheese' like this in the club on a Saturday night!! (You are being v v v unreasonable )

It's the birdey song I can't stand!!!!

Noooo, what's wrong with you???! I love the Birdy Song lol!! I have it as my ringtone