To be jealous of Jacob Rees Moggs......

[oprahfan]

I have failed as a mother.
I gave my children very humdrum and boring names.
They won't get anywhere in life.....they're doomed.
What kind of name is this.....really?????

If he has another child and it's a boy, will they call him Septimus?

And if the eighth child is a girl, will she be Octavia?

JRM is for real I'm afraid. No, his father was a journalist. Too much money, bought his way into 'society'. He may think he's real because Daddy could afford Eton, but definite parvenu. Hence the ott approach to tweeds etc.

Well I never Dawndonnaagain, new money indeed

Indeed, stop.

I'd take no notice at all if it weren't for the fact he flaunts it so!

Almost a caricature of what he thinks he should be

So, basically it's a posh version of Thing 6?

Zampa Sixtus doesn't mean 6th., you're mistaken there.

I worked with a lady who called her seventh Septimus and the eighth Octavia!

I think that the most shocking aspect of the whole thing, is someone has shagged him. At least six times.
The very thought of his no doubt skinny, scraggy backside pumping up and down has even put me off my fruit cider.
I'm picturing him doing the deed in a four poster bed.

I need brain bleach.

Name meanings: Sixtus ('polished') Boniface ('reactionary') Rees-Mogg (the end of a bell)

I'm so common I don't know what a 'parvenu' is, well I do now obviously.

I've never heard of a parvenu before and I dont know what it means

I can think of better names for him

Truly awful pretentious names.
Some of the individual names are fine, but all combined with some very odd ones sounds ridiculous. Nobody needs that many middle names.

He's the hyacinth bucket of politics.

@MrsMoastyToasty

To be fair, I did chuckle when I saw that photo.

"We shall have to take out business elsewhere"

My DD was due in September. But was born in October. Had I known I would have called her October. I read a fabulous book about a girl with a horse on a houseboat when I was young. She was called October and I loved it.

*our fucking typos

He has strong religious convictions, does he? It explains the shagging side of it - 'Come along. It's our Christian duty to procreate but we MUST NOT ENJOY IT.'

Poor Mrs Rees-Mogg.

UrsulaPandress I read that book too, can't for the life of me remember what it was called!
Sorry to derail!

So much hate.

Isn't Anselm a 12th century Archbishop of Canterbury? 😂👌🏻

Jacob for PM. The only honourable person in government.

Really, Dawndonna? I've just looked him up and his father was head boy of Charterhouse according to Wiki. So not an aristo but still quite posh.

(Not that I care. I'm from a council estate.)

I bet the baby is known as Dom