To be mildly hurt that I've either been mistaken for another poster or do be considered such a tool I don't even have to post on a thread to piss people off

[HoneyDragon]

I was looking for an older thread so did a vanity search with a couple of key words and found my name mentioned on a thread I hadn't even posted on!

Being large of ego I had a nosey. And they were saying I was overly dramatic (which is true but not the point) and a bit off and told to get help.

I never even posted on the bloody thread. I can't find anyone with a similar name to me on there

My character has been impuned, maligned etc etc

I'm actually upsetting people even when I'm not on bloody Mumsnet. Do I piss you all of that much?

Jamie Oliver has probably got a recipe for it somewhere, but it might taste of twat.

That's all blended smile I thought it was meant to be Lumpy?

Tiggy is Fiderer plotting to sat me on this website?

I'm not reading anything penned by the rubber face olive botherer. No way.

You could add croutons if you want lumpy.

Or ice cubes.

A thread HoneyDragon hasn't posted on? I don't believe you.

To eat you?

Not at all. Am suggesting a light supper on a summer's night. Must admit was inspired by the Maitre de Cuisine Dragonisse, Monsieur de Tiggy.

Really really really curious how you took over a section of mn

Blimey!

Maryz

Haven't seen you since about 3 n/c ago.

I agree with Bran.

I agree with Fids Agreeing with Bran.

@Maryz I genuinely just had to check this wasn't some weird zombie thread!

Welcome back

Maryz

It's been cocking years!

I think before you're inundated
With many posts uncoordinated
To tell you that you're celebrated
And maybe should be nominated
To be in some way decorated,
Leading you to feel quite nauseated
With the praise too overstated,
I should point out we're moderated
By moderators inebriated.
And this site is populated
By the poorly educated.
Although their views are tolerated
As many of them demonstrated
They can be such unmitigated
Cunts.

Does this help?

Maryz!!!!!
I feel like I've magically slipped backwards in time. Yay!!!!!!

I missed it - what did you do to take over MN ?!

So no one's going to explain how honey took over her own section or let her try it again

I demand to know please

OMFG about fucking time! How was the midlife crisis? Oh I'm so so so so so glad you're back.
((Maryz))

Bloody hell HoneyDragon, you've managed to raise Maryz. Admit it now, this thread = some form of Dragonny Magic...

I'd go for a lie-down if I wasn't having one already.

Maryz....I tried to message you on your old fb and email account to let you know but wasn't sure how enforced you'd made your sabbatical

I'm so fucking happy right now. This is THE BEST DAY EVER.

As you're here, how does one pronounce Maryz?

Mary-zee?
Mary-zed?
Mare-ease?

ZED don't upset already Tigs.