aibu to fancy...on the tv? [light hearted]

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elmore victor the high court enforcement guy from 'can't pay, we'll take it away' ? heck i've just admitted it in public domain .
there's something about him...
hope he doesn't read mumnet and find out he's got a fan club of me and 2 mates!

squoosh I think for me it's the fact he's very tall, very funny, very confident and I find his voice sexy. I really want to shag him, it's probably for the best that we never meet, I fear I would pounce!

Too young for me.
Most of these blokes on this thread are !

Max from Catfish.

Dara O'Briain.

There, I typed it.

And I used to fancy Jasper Carrot, when he had hair.

I'm pleased for you squoosh cos you can't have him anyway.

It's as the Taskmaster that does it for me, dressed all in black and giving out the deathstares.

Ian McShane must be a normal crush surely? I've fancied him since I was 15 when he played Judas Iscariot to Robert Powell's Jesus. RE teacher couldn't understand why we all thought Judas was misunderstood!
I don't have any weird ones but I don't get the Tom Hardy thing he does nothing for me.

Simonspie oooh yes Max from Catfish - that's not embarrassing at all, he's lovely!!

Oh god, yes Monty Don. Potting shed fantasy.

Tony Blair - yes.

The fella off Grand designs - Kevin Mccloud. Seriously sexy, his accent drives me loopy

I'd melt all over him.

Oh yes and someone upthread mentioned the more mainstream insanely hot Mr David Gandy.

He's so hot I don't think I could actually look him in the eye. He's so gorgeous, like he's not really IFYSWIM.

The others are a bit more accessible.

George Ezra looks younger than 24.

I may out my age here, but Shawn Ashmore from animorphs ( I am younger than him before anyone freaks)... Ooh he is lovely!

Ross Kemp

Childhood crush was Dr Karl from neighbours - not after he'd had affairs, went off him then, but when he was new and young and carefree!

Has anyone said Jay Rayner? I think he would be wild in bed.

Stannis Baratheon.

Sadiq Khan definitely even though shorter men are not normally my type. He has a kind of calm moral authority that's v sexy.

(Which also the basis of my attraction to... Captain Barnacles )

Jurgen Klopp, the Liverpool manager.

He has a really sexy smile.

Also yes to Jose Mourinho.

I'm not actually that much of a football fan but Sky Sports seems to figure quite a lot in our household viewing!

Dr Xand and Chris van Tulleken either will do, Rhod Gilbert and Joachim Löw, German Football coach. like his shirts.

Kevin whately - who I just found out is older than my dad so I guess that's weird but I've had a crush since I was a teenager and it hasn't gone away with age (mine or his! )

Rupert graves, you can't get more scrummy!!

Peter capaldi, his doctor is awesome

And, weirdly because he must be 15+ years younger than the others Laurence Fox. He comes across as a right idiot, up for a laugh at everyone's expense including his own, but also a loving caring dad which is weirdly appealing when you've lost faith in the men of your generations in that regard

You wait nine pages for a mention of Jay Rayner then get two in quick succession . I so, so would.

And yy to Alastair Campbell. Also Rory Kinnear.

Peter Capaldi does not count. He is not a weird crush, he is just a crush, as evidenced by the number of people citing him, which would include me.

My real weird crush is Chris Barrie. In Red Dwarf. I can't even explain it to myself.

@freemanbatch as you can tell from my nn, I too quite like Laurence Fox! He's so bleak but such a sexy voice.

Having admitted to Richard Edgar a few pages back, there's more !
I also fancy the guy who plays young Endeavour - Shaun Evans, Philip Glenister, adorable James Norton in Grantchester (known as Reverend Hotstuff round these parts), the late great silk voiced Alan Rickman and most shamefully, Robert Hardy as Siegfried in All Creatures.

DM is a sucker for Ian McShane, especially in Lovejoy reruns....

miley cyrus but even worse lindsay lohan god know why think i need help

Eric Cantona, both back in the day and now. Looks like he'd be an animal in bed!

Anne Reid!

Should of said also like Chloë Grace Moretz. but i would not say this one is strange

I don't get the Monty Don thing at all

He seems like the type that would cry after a shag.

Or maybe during, bleugh.

ooh I love these threads! Here's mine:

Mark Rylance
Christian Hillborg (Erik from The Last Kingdom - I was devastated when Siegfried killed him)
Phil Spencer
And, strangely, Mackenzie Crook, but I have no idea why.....

And after Saturday night's Glastonbury (which I watched on the telly so figure it can be included), Ladies, I give you the God that is Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters (hubba hubba)

Now going to darkened room to have a lie down.....!