aibu to fancy...on the tv? [light hearted]

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elmore victor the high court enforcement guy from 'can't pay, we'll take it away' ? heck i've just admitted it in public domain .
there's something about him...
hope he doesn't read mumnet and find out he's got a fan club of me and 2 mates!

Claw I don't want an animal in my bed!

Giddy If he wants stroking and bringing food that's fine by me.

I'm pretty sure Dave Grohl is not counted as a weird crush and is perfectly acceptable.

Mine is Stephen Mulhern. I don't think it is that weird but no one I know has said they agree so I guess that's mine.

I'm a firm believer in the still waters run deep mantra. I reckon Monty Don is hot in the sheets!

Oh yes to whoever said Gerard Depardieu as well. Always liked a French accent though.

Remembered another - Nicholas Lyndhurst.

It was me who said it Bloo! Funny you said Nicholas Lyndhurst as I have have a bit of a crush on David Jason as Dell Boy!

I fancy Saul Godman too. And Monty Don.

Chris Packham was a crush at a formative point in my adolescence. Still have a slight residual thing for him.

And Keir Starmer. And Eddie Izzard in drag

Ooh yes to the Cadbury's 'yes sir I can boogie' man - he's not really good looking but has such a twinkle in his eye....

My ultimate fancy is Michael Fasbender and I know it is totally reasonable and conventional but I luuuuurrrvvvee him and just had to put that out there. That's better.

I really fancy Harvey Specter from Suits it's the only reason I've stuck with a fairly boring season for so long. It's everything the looks, those suits that look so amazing and the attitude.

Laurence Fox is very attractive. He is definitely not a weird crush! A crush, though, oh yeah...

And again:
also fancy the guy who plays young Endeavour - Shaun Evans, Philip Glenister, adorable James Norton in Grantchester

• these are totally understandable crushes!

Not really weird as such, but andrew Scott of Moriarty fame is lush.
I do get the Greg Davies love too , he was good in Cuckoo and i like quirky characters - he seems to play them well.

Hmm. the cadbury man on the swivel chair, yes, there is something about him too. Not good looking in the handsome way either, but some people do have the x factor!

Philip Glenister

Cor yes, but only as Gene Hunt.

I don't get the Laurence Fox thing. He has a weird long bony face. Always looks like he's smelling the fart.

Alistair Campbell. I'm sorry.

Simon from the walking dead.
I thought it was a weird crush till I saw the old spice advert! Wow

Hugh Dennis. But only with a beard. Not on Outnumbered. I have no idea why.

Liska I went to a meeting once with Alastair Campbell...he did have presence!

Oooh Glenister is at his best as Gene Hunt. Gene is a sub-category all his own.

Laurence Fox is hot as Hathaway in Lewis, he'll suddenly go all vulnerable or say or do something brilliant or funny. It's like an iceberg melting.

Actually nearly the entire main male cast list of Morse and associated spin offs have got a mention on here, only John Thaw to go.... anyone?

Cee Lo Green. I have no idea why. I don't normally go for short fat men with a face like a potato. Must be the voice.

Wine I'm jealous!

Nick Grimshaw. Has an interesting face.
(He wouldnt fancy me though..wrong sex and. Too old)

Hugh Laurie.

Si King from Hairy Bikers. My god! Beard, Biker, North East accent, can cook, is funny.

Alastair Campbell could get it. Angry and funny: yes please.

Also Peter Capaldi in any of his roles but especially Malcolm Tucker; I once saw him in real life and he was immensely attractive - so much so I couldn't even look at him although he was about a hundred yards away. Just swoons.

And George Clarke - he's so tall and he has such a good manner and his accent does strange things to me.

And Gordon Ramsay, going back to the angry/funny vibe even though he looks like an old potato.