Fit plumber here now.

[ThanksMsMay]

Would it be bad form to ask him to snake my drain?

If a man shows up with cornettos I'd say that's a sure sign.

Ooh a MN match!

I married a hot plumber (well I think he's hot). Unfortunately, he doesn't tinker with my flange valve as much as I would like him to, he did once, on my request put on some of his uniform (think boots, tool belt, hard-hat but just wearing shorts along with hi-vis vest), that was a fun nighy

*night

MrTumblesbitch

Your hot plumber neighbour definitely wants you.

Just sayin.

He came back this morning as he was passing. Gaaaahhh! He is really hot! I've been single nearly 6 years now though, I'm not entirely sure if I'm totally misreading things!

Tumble it's been a while for me as well but unless you're a ninety year old dear who can't be trusted to get to the shops without having a fall... I think it would be odd for him to offer to do your shopping and keep finding excuses to pass by your house if he didn't have an ulterior motive he wants to snake your drain. Polish your flange and definitely wants you to grab his ball cock

Stop stealth boasting blueombke

I didn't stop, I just cycled past

Where's my trigger warning piglet?! Is he wearing a green thong?

MrTumblesbitch

He DEFINITELY wants to check out your U-Bend