Fit plumber here now.

[ThanksMsMay]

Would it be bad form to ask him to snake my drain?

(Even if it's true)

I nearly said that's the most ridiculous thing I've read on MN since the poppy comment but thought everyone would think I was insane

Poppies? No? Am I missing out?!

Don't tell me there's a fit gardener who's spilled his seed?

Yep!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2954827-To-be-pissed-off-with-the-poppies

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Fab, lunchtime reading for me! Thanks

I had a plumber round a few weeks ago. Sadly he was short, fat and old. Such is my life......

Would it be bad form to ask him to snake my drain?

Just be careful. You don't know him. Are you willing to risk that he decides to give your waste pipe a quick rebore whilst he's at it?

I always swoon at a nice looking workman, its not offensive. They get lots of nice drinks and snack out of the arrangement.

I feel like we don't say swoon nearly enough.

He might be Piglet John!! In my head PJ is hot.

Gutted you didn't get to ask him to check out your U-Bend

Just read the Poppies thread. Amazeballs.

I need to get a plumber out . Now thinking there is a gap in the market for a website for hot workmen recommendations!

I've never had any hot workmen in the house the current ones in this week are very pleasant, but not at all sexy. I didn't know I was supposed to offer snacks as well as tea and coffee though! Slacking off clearly.

Oh if it was you Piglet John I apologise unreservedly for objectifying a fellow Mner

I imagine saying "check out my u bend" in the manner of 'How you doin' Joey from Friends.

I just pointed at cabinet and mumbled glassesareinthere silkypj while turning bright pink. No biscuits were offered (biscuits don't last in this house).

laura

Would it just be a bunch of sweaty men with caption over their photo?

Bill, He's got a big tool

That clip is very funny .

Swedish porn has given housewives totally unrealistic expectations of how long plumbers take to arrive at appointments.

Get him to tinker with your flange valve

Hi Pigletjohn sorry if I have been leching at another member fnar fnar of your noble profession. I hope you don't feel objectified.

OMG!!! I just had a hot plumber here too! All I could think of the whole time was this thread

My neighbour, who's hot (and a plumber!) called me from supermarket to see if i need anything..... I jokingly said just ice cream and he turned up with cornettos!

He's going through a divorce, so sadly I'm staying well clear..... but still..... swooon!! Ice cream too!

no one will be tinkering with my flange valve tonight sadly