Needed to do my moustache but the fucking idiot binned my wax strips and I didn't realise until it was too late to nip to Boots. But I had some Veet in the bathroom cupboard so thought I'd use that. What was the worst that could happen, right?
BIG MISTAKE. The hair is gone but my upper lip area is now tight and red
Aloe Vera made it sting even more, so am now sat here with a Sudocrem moustache in the hope that that'll help.
Please tell me it'll be fine by morning - I have a big meeting tomorrow! The skin isn't broken, just a bit red and swollen.
I'm thinking this is grounds for divorce...