To start a thread that can't be deleted for ridiculous reasons

[Salmotrutta]

So it must be bland, and boring and dull.

I loaded my cups into the wrong section of the dishwasher and DH was mildly annoyed.

Who is BU?

Mandatormingoise - you're DH is awful for going with you?
Does he not understand the importance of "me time"???

Mandatorymongoose even

YABVVVVU, It's your DHs dishwasher to you know. I would find it very difficult to share a house with you. I would suggest counselling for you both to see what's went wrong in the kitchen.

There's a Boring Thread?

I concur about the quality of charidee bags these days

There's a Boring Thread?
Is that what "posting for traffic" means? I've been wondering for a long time.

I do however plan to put the cats' bowls in there but I envisage problems as my cats are lazy and entitled and will no doubt expect me to empty it every time

OMG Don't you know that the soap used in dishwasher tablets is fatal to cats? I cannot believe that anyone can live with a cat and not know this. You should be ashamed of yourself and I have reported this post to the RSPCA.
YABVU not unloading the dishwasher the minute it has finished. You said earlier that you have a cleaner everyday, both your kids are at boarding school and you spend all your time defluffing the skirting boards!

salmo where have you been all this time, my sweet! I think it's on _Chat and started out with just an inoccuous comment about goodness knows what (the OPs lunch, laundry liquid, someh
Thing exteeeeeeemely boring) which then became 1000 post and then 5 more threads of sheer boredom ensued.

Anyway this thread is loooooooads nicer and only marginally boring.

Salmotrutta in your last thread you said you lived in a top floor flat and didn't have a dishwasher OR a husband? Are you in fact a PBP pretending to be boring?

Did you advance search me Haffiana - I might have to report you

My DH is currently ironing in the kitchen while i am sitting drinking tea and eating lemon drizzle cake.

I can vouch for salmotrotta she is definitely not pretending to be boring. She's genuine. And lovely with it. I'm even more so, boring that is - Birds of a feather and all that. I'm plain dull.

I just finished drying up. I have a dishwasher but decided to wash up by hand. It makes my evening more exciting.

Sorry salmotrutta typo

I stayed in my pajamas all day. I watched movies and cuddled dc on the sofa.

I love how frequently poutine comes up as a subject on mumsnet, makes me nostalgic for living in Montreal.

OP have my first

Don't get poutine & poteen mixed up. Last time I drank the stuff I woke up behind the couch & couldn't remember the word 'court' for two days.

I was given poteen by a neighbour after I was burgled. The police suggested I spoke to all my neighbours to ask if they had seen anything. It ended up as quite a crawl, the pub was opposite the house, that was the starting point.

I stayed in my pajamas all day. I watched movies and cuddled dc on the sofa.

How much screen time did they have? OMG your poor children, I hope you at least opened a window to give them some fresh air.

Getoutofthatgarden your judgy pants are falling down around your ankles. Hope your pearl clutching don't choke you.
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@faithinthesound Mitmoo was a very notorious MN troll. He/she was banned not long before I joined back in 2007.