To start a thread that can't be deleted for ridiculous reasons

[Salmotrutta]

So it must be bland, and boring and dull.

I loaded my cups into the wrong section of the dishwasher and DH was mildly annoyed.

Who is BU?

I'm brushing my hair.
Is this neutral/bland enough or should I LTB and get myself tested for STD?

Salmo I am Canadian and will eat poutine in your honour 3 meals a day.

Of course, it is healthy when eaten with good intentions, right?

Help me MN!

I'm going to make a cheesecake today (regular, not baked) using amaretti cookies in the base and ricotta for the cheese layer.

What topping should I use? I like fruit but I also like chocolate. Should I cook a topping or just bung on some jam/fruit/chocolate/peanut butter?

Maybe a poutine cheesecake? Chips as the base, then a layer of cheese, topped with a gravy glaze?

Please help. I don't know whether to call my baby philomenianonica, candidousteria, fleuriciferous or searlatianette.
DH wants Olivia - should I LTB?

I have namechanged for this.

I never thought of that FrancisCrawford!!

Iris65 - very wise of you

Hun, bras go in the washing machine not the dishwasher. Hugs.

Cancel the cheque and change the locks.

OP, haven't you posted about dishwasher stacking before?

I don't think so RealFake?

That must be someone else - it was probably a troll.

I am reporting this thread.

I have sorted and cleaned my recycling.

I was appalled at how much of the stuff we put in the recycling bin actually ends up in landfill as they can't seperate it all.

Triggers from sprays and pump dispensers, stuff with large labels and unwashed food containers.

I soak off labels and use WD40 to get rid of the sticky, I also use tools to rip stuff up to seperate the recyclables.

Vanish tubs and bottles of Gaviscon are a total pain in the arse....

No-one actually loads their dishwasher wrong after a General Election. I think you are a troll.

It's time all this was reported to the police so they can log it in case it happens again.

But I have a democratic right to protest by loading the dishwasher wrongly Haffiana!

Do you think so barry?

I'm sure the police must be quite quiet on a Sunday so I'll give them a call.

I remember Beesimo, she was entertaining, I was less keen on Scottish mummy.

I don't own a dishwasher and I resent your stealth brag OP, please make this thread all about me and my lack of a dishwasher or I'll flounce. Then come back to tell you I've flounced, then flounce again. And finally return under a new name but pop up on all your threads to let people know you are part of a metropolitan, latte swilling, dishwasher elite.

You are being vvu using amaretti for anything apart from landfill. Pah!
I believe if you say the M name three times she comes and steals your zoflora.

All these superior men still can get the clothes inside the laundry basket.

My Dp angles the dinner plates on the bottom, so they are not straight in the rack, but sort of diagonal, kind of creating a circle of crockery. He says this washs them better as the arm spins in a circle. We f I put them in straight, he re-stacks it.

Don't even get me started on the fact he SORN's his car for 3 months over summer and just uses his motorbike. Any trips requiring a car or us going together means we use my car, my petrol and put miles all on mine, he knows I don't like it......

I don't have a dishwasher. I don't remember Beesimo.
Are these facts dull enough?