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Sex noise from neighbours at 5am

37 replies

AteRiri · 06/06/2017 01:05

I have recently moved to a new apartment and my neighbours seem to like morning sex, as I often hear their loud sex noises in the morning.

I'm more amused than I mind, but anyone else here have noisy neighbours? How do you react when you bump into them outside the house?

I rarely see them.

OP posts:
judgymoo · 11/06/2017 10:59

Is it wrong that I looked at this thread to see if it was about me Grin

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AteRiri · 15/06/2017 22:11

They were late today. And it's not just the woman - this time it's a duet!

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madcapcat · 15/06/2017 22:19

And me judgymoo. Though I hope we're unobtrusive. No shouting in our house. ..

Shockers · 15/06/2017 22:19

We camped next to loud shaggers in France once.

Should've seen their grins the next morning! GrinGrin

Bigblug · 15/06/2017 22:24

My old neighbour was a drug dealer. Made our lives absolute hell for 18 months. He would have anything up to 20 people in his tiny bedsit for parties, and often had rather loud orgies. It was grim.
I hate morning sex, i think requesting we both brush our teeth beforehand ruins the mood Grin

Joey7t8 · 15/06/2017 22:24

May not be so great if it's your next door neighbours, by I get really turned on hearing other people having noisy sex in the adjecent room of a hotel.

I can't believe I'm the only one.

Asmoto · 15/06/2017 22:25

takeabreak Grin Now got hilarious image in my head of annoyed couple trying to shag along to the Birdie Song.

Growuphelen · 15/06/2017 22:51

We've named our next door neighbour Wanky Man.
Single, no visiting 'guests' and pleasant enough to pass the time of day with, but he's loudly at it 5.30am most mornings, 11pm most nights, and various times during the day on weekends. He's been known to be busy doing gardening or outside jobs then abandons it for a wank and resumes half an hour later.
I've made a few inadvertently appropriate comments then cringed -
'You seem to have that in hand there' as he cleared out his shed.
'I thought I hadn't heard you for a while' when he said he'd been on holiday
'You'll have a big job on your hands if you do that' as he proposed moving some trees to make a parking space

Littlecaf · 15/06/2017 23:00

When I lived in Watford Wink NDN used to have really loud sex & play awful RnB between 11pm & 5am most nights. I'd just split with a boyf and so really didn't need to hear someone else having a better time than me. My housemate & I banged on the walls & asked them nicely to Keep it down numerous times to no avail. After a few months I started dating a new fella and things were going well so the first night I cranked up my volume, so to speak, and screamed like my life depended on it. After that I never heard them again.

Maybe give them a taste of their own medicine?

Angeldt · 15/06/2017 23:12

My daughter's next door neighbour ( now moved away ) had a teenage son. She would often find tissues and single socks thrown from his bedroom window into her garden.

ScouseBird8364 · 15/06/2017 23:13

Growuphelen that's hilarious GrinGrin

BandeauSally · 15/06/2017 23:17

Next time they finish shout through the wall "nooo not yet, I haven't finished"

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