Sex noise from neighbours at 5am

[AteRiri]

I have recently moved to a new apartment and my neighbours seem to like morning sex, as I often hear their loud sex noises in the morning.

I'm more amused than I mind, but anyone else here have noisy neighbours? How do you react when you bump into them outside the house?

I rarely see them.

[BandeauSally]

Next time they finish shout through the wall "nooo not yet, I haven't finished"

[ScouseBird8364]

Growuphelen that's hilarious

[Angeldt]

My daughter's next door neighbour ( now moved away ) had a teenage son. She would often find tissues and single socks thrown from his bedroom window into her garden.

[Littlecaf]

When I lived in Watford NDN used to have really loud sex & play awful RnB between 11pm & 5am most nights. I'd just split with a boyf and so really didn't need to hear someone else having a better time than me. My housemate & I banged on the walls & asked them nicely to Keep it down numerous times to no avail. After a few months I started dating a new fella and things were going well so the first night I cranked up my volume, so to speak, and screamed like my life depended on it. After that I never heard them again.

Maybe give them a taste of their own medicine?

[Growuphelen]

We've named our next door neighbour Wanky Man.
Single, no visiting 'guests' and pleasant enough to pass the time of day with, but he's loudly at it 5.30am most mornings, 11pm most nights, and various times during the day on weekends. He's been known to be busy doing gardening or outside jobs then abandons it for a wank and resumes half an hour later.
I've made a few inadvertently appropriate comments then cringed -
'You seem to have that in hand there' as he cleared out his shed.
'I thought I hadn't heard you for a while' when he said he'd been on holiday
'You'll have a big job on your hands if you do that' as he proposed moving some trees to make a parking space

[Asmoto]

takeabreak Now got hilarious image in my head of annoyed couple trying to shag along to the Birdie Song.

[Joey7t8]

May not be so great if it's your next door neighbours, by I get really turned on hearing other people having noisy sex in the adjecent room of a hotel.

I can't believe I'm the only one.

[Bigblug]

My old neighbour was a drug dealer. Made our lives absolute hell for 18 months. He would have anything up to 20 people in his tiny bedsit for parties, and often had rather loud orgies. It was grim.
I hate morning sex, i think requesting we both brush our teeth beforehand ruins the mood

[Shockers]

We camped next to loud shaggers in France once.

Should've seen their grins the next morning!

[madcapcat]

And me judgymoo. Though I hope we're unobtrusive. No shouting in our house. ..

[AteRiri]

They were late today. And it's not just the woman - this time it's a duet!

[judgymoo]

Is it wrong that I looked at this thread to see if it was about me

[TheDayIBroke]

I have neighbours that have long, loud sex. Windows open and she can really belt it out! Mind you, they are generally thoughtless, and seem to live as if they are the only people on the street. If you are a screamer, why have the windows open? Utterly inconsiderate people.

[babykite]

I'm a noisy fucker neighbours have never complained so maybe they can't hear me
Or OP are you my NDN

[AteRiri]

Of course I'd bump into my neighbour! I couldn't look at him in the eyes lol

[Farmerswifeupnorth81]

I love a morning rumble . Thank god we have no neighbours haha

[Chewie198686]

Go round and ask to join in

[Mummamayhem]

3am daily? God, sounds tiring!

[ForalltheSaints]

Applause could be one tactic.

[justkeepswimmingg]

Love threads like this
When we lived in flats several years ago there was a couple who used to fight/argue often. You'd hear plates being thrown, screaming etc and then it would go silent. You'd then hear them having really really loud make up sex. Me and DH found it quite funny tbh. Although I had a hard time looking at them when I said hello, the morning after..

[UsaNayme]

MsMarvel No, it was definitely him. He smoked​ so much weed that you could tell when he was in as it seeped through the ceiling

[MsMarvel]

Usanayme, maybe its not the husband that the woman is practicing her opera singing with.... And someone spoke to him about it so the wife blamed you to cover her ass!

[TheNaze73]

Fair play to them however, I don't think there is the need for the 3am chorus.
Definitely, change your wifi name.

[TheNaze73]

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