If you were a house key where would you be?

[elderwand90]

not really AIBU but seriously the thing has just vanished. Any ideas anyone?

In the laundry basket
On the bed (possibly under duvet/pillow)
Fallen inside a shoe

(all places where my house keys have been found in the past)

if you are my DH I hid it
because I have told you a million times the ironing board is not a table
in my handbag

They have been found! In bloody husbands car don't know how they got there thanks everyone for the good ideas will need to remember them all next time I inevitably loose them. Baby brain is a bithch

Bitch even obviously my phone disagrees with swearing

I found mine in the car this morning. So very safe.....

On the outside of the front door.

If you've lost your house key you need to ask me where it is otherwise you won't ever find it. Ever. This also applies to bastarding phones, wallets, random toys, bits of crap, in fact any old shit you happen to lose. Apparently I'm some sort of fucking oracle.