Please help me plot revenge on my exH (lighthearted)

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He's being a twunt - the usual, quibbling over maintenance, not seeing DCs when he should. I won't go into the details because I want this thread to cheer me up please.

So, what I would LIKE to do, yes, really LIKE to do, because he makes me cry, is to sew prawns into his curtains.

So, what would you do? How can I get my own back on him and have a laugh at the same time - legally.... I don't want to break the law.

I don't know if he has a dash cam in his car. How can I tell if he's got one when I smear rotten eggs on his windscreen ?

Are glitterbombs completely anonymous? If i send him one, will it be traced back to me?

Can we have some fun please?

Is XH fond of his car OP?

Spilt milk makes an awful smell and it's a bugger to get out of car carpets

Much as I love these ideas, I don't have much access to the inside of his house or car. Front door and garden is my boundary. Junk mail it is.

A friend of mine ordered a large skip to be delivered to her exs house 😀