He's being a twunt - the usual, quibbling over maintenance, not seeing DCs when he should. I won't go into the details because I want this thread to cheer me up please.
So, what I would LIKE to do, yes, really LIKE to do, because he makes me cry, is to sew prawns into his curtains.
So, what would you do? How can I get my own back on him and have a laugh at the same time - legally.... I don't want to break the law.
I don't know if he has a dash cam in his car. How can I tell if he's got one when I smear rotten eggs on his windscreen ?
Are glitterbombs completely anonymous? If i send him one, will it be traced back to me?
Can we have some fun please?