To think this DC is in a lot of trouble later

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Our 2 yo page boy got naked at our wedding some 20 year ago and streaked through the evening reception.
There is photographic evidence

I have promised him not to use it at his wedding....

Oh, Pacific, I hope your fingers were crossed!

Pacific - you could repay him in kind at his wedding?

When DSS was a pageboy, he understandably got bored during the speeches, sat on the floor under the "top table" and repeatedly shouted "Fuck, fuck, fuck" at the top of his voice. This went down very well with the bride's family, who were strict chapel Methodists.

He also made one of the bridesmaids cry by telling her that she was fat and ugly, and so was her dress.

He was the most appallingly behaved child I've ever known until he was about 5.

I thought the V-sign had to be upside down for it to be considered rude? I better be careful then, as I do that all the time.

I think this article sums it all up quite well!

www.scarymommy.com/kate-middleton-pippa-middleton-wedding-kids/?utm_source=FB

At a friends wedding dd1, then 2 dropped her biscuit on the floor just as they started to say their vows, all you could was hear was"oh dear, oh dear". You could see they and the registrar were trying not to laugh as we desperately tried to quiet her, we were in the middle of a row and couldn't leave! Thankfully everybody found it funny, the registrar's shoulder shaking as she tried not to laugh as they signed the register and it's become a friends and family ongoing joke

I thought the V-sign had to be upside down for it to be considered rude? I better be careful then, as I do that all the time.

Interesting, I've never heard of it being upside down! Right way up is rude for most people I think!

If you google image search 'flipping the v sign' none are upside down. Facing palm out is not rude though.

I'm thinking how I do it now. I will have to be more careful. Just on a sidenote though, in Vietnam it's extremely rude to cross your fingers, which I also do all the time. But in the US, cross your fingers means good luck. :)

Aquilegiannie I hope your comment was a joke - why would it be embarrassing for a small boy to be holding another boy's hand, whatever he's wearing?

Kate could have been Pippa's matron of honour (what a married bridesmaid is called), but looks like she had her hands full shepherding the children in any case.

He's only little. He probably has no idea about swearing and hand gestures. We adults see things, which more often than not simply aren't there.