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To think Vogue WIlliams should be invited to Pippa's wedding and feel for Spencer ?

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Radyward · 19/05/2017 07:03

This hoopla / wedding/ media circus has reportedly 300 guests tomorrow. The reason meghan markle is now invited is because Pippa wants to be invited to Harry 's day if there is one-just my tuppence. Spencer is her brother in law to be fgs . To say Vogue is media obsessed is pot calling kettle ( just surmising the reason for it ) also according to the media donna air as james middletons girlfriend will be there
id say with the carry on with this wedding luxury throne loos etc mrs matthews must be shivering in her shoes as to the daughter in law she is getting . Pippa is being portrayed as a right princess but its the Matthews who are seriously wealthy. Talk about pippa landing on her feet. How are the Middletons so well off now when neither of the parents came from Wealth?. Kate and pippa have really made good.

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MsGameandWatch · 19/05/2017 23:56

Grin jillys.

MsGameandWatch · 19/05/2017 23:58

"Other man she has kids with" is called George I believe. Do you wish to pop that on there?

JillysCooper · 19/05/2017 23:59

I can make some kind of formal flow chart if that helps anyone

liz70 · 20/05/2017 00:09

Is she a mate of Maddona's? Does she let her body move to the music?

JillysCooper · 20/05/2017 00:10

Ok I took the baby daddies off and made it neater but for some reason I have called the bride 'Pips'

To think Vogue WIlliams should be invited to Pippa's wedding and feel for Spencer ?
Januarie · 20/05/2017 00:12

Spencer Matthews goes through "girlfriends" like pairs of socks. He and vogue williams are undoubtedly a PR creation anyway since his life is one big fabrication designed to get as much press and therefore money as possible. You cannot take anything written about him seriously.

BillSykesDog · 20/05/2017 00:25

Great diagram jillys. However I feel it could have been improved had you added the other spouses of Ms Katona including Mark the dodgy taxi driver and George the 'roid raging ex con. I feel that any diagram which can go from Liz and Phil to them would be worthy of AT LEAST the Turner Prize.

Blaaaaaaaah · 20/05/2017 00:28

"Other man she has kids with" is called George I believe. Do you wish to pop that on there?

George I? So Kerry Katona had kids with our first Hanoverian monarch? I take it all back. Ms Katona clearly has a great deal of pedigree even if she is a little older than she appears.

And we still had the USA and an Empire when she banged a monarch. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it Carole Middleton.

tabulahrasa · 20/05/2017 00:39

I looked up vogue's wiki page...mostly to see if it was her real name, if it's not, they're not saying, but apparently

She has a degree in Construction design and management and quantitative surveying...

I feel like she should have better taste in men after seeing that.

Terfing · 20/05/2017 00:40

To be fair, I bet Kerry Katona would love for them to attend her next wedding!

JillysCooper · 20/05/2017 00:42

Happy to keep the list updated

To think Vogue WIlliams should be invited to Pippa's wedding and feel for Spencer ?
JillysCooper · 20/05/2017 00:43

My writing is dreadful at this time of night. Someone should put this on a power point

RealHousewifeOfPontypandy · 20/05/2017 00:55

If it was an Indian wedding, Pippa's sister's in-laws inlaws in-laws sisters would be invited!

Dread to think how many times Vogue Williams has been googled tonight as a result of his thread 😄

JaneJeffer · 20/05/2017 00:57

Vogue's real name is....Vogue! I remember her being asked in an interview.

EmeraldIsle100 · 20/05/2017 01:21

Just for the record Vogue has two degrees in Construction & Design Management and Quantity Surveying. I think What's his face is pitching above his weight.

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Radyward · 20/05/2017 01:58

Jillyscooper i am seriously impressed with your 6 degrees of separation flow chart. Could you factor in some knid of venn diagram too........

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Iflyaway · 20/05/2017 02:52

This thread is hilarious!

The BBC has a link to newspaper headlines.

LOL @ Wedding of the Rears Grin

www.bbc.com/news/blogs-the-papers-39983539

BoysofMelody · 20/05/2017 02:53

Why do I always feel Meghan is from a "trailer trash" background?

At a guess I'd say casual racism.

feeona123 · 20/05/2017 08:07

Sun is currently shining in West Berkshire ☀️

Ktown · 20/05/2017 08:12

I still cannot get over the 'vogue' moniker.
Glad to see the upper classes are just as poorly behaved as your average Jeremy Kyle guest.
Makes me feel better.

VanillaSugar · 20/05/2017 08:15

Morning all

NICE chart Jilly - now, what about the seating plan?

OP could you factor in some knid?

What, a vermicious knid from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator? Bugger, why did I not think of the glass elevator to go with the glass marquee?

KateMiddletonsOtherMum · 20/05/2017 08:31

Bugger. Outed Blush

LordRothermereBlackshirtCunt · 20/05/2017 08:38

Are we going to get to see the dress though? From the look of it, it's going to be a private event?!?

There are royal photographers and reporters outside the church. The happy couple have even provided a section / stand for them!

bloodyuselessme · 20/05/2017 09:05

This thread is amazing! Grin

WomblingThree · 20/05/2017 09:22

@JillysCooper I feel somewhere on that chart you are missing another degree of separation that could link everyone up.

Donna Air's ex-partner is Damian Aspinall who is dead posh and step-son of a baronet or summat, and I reckon you could connect him somehow 😉