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To ask how you wash your 'bits'

191 replies

NotTheBelleoftheBall · 14/05/2017 11:38

I'm not using the word 'bits' as some vague twee-ery to describe my vulva, I mean, everything under your knickers.

But I've got to 38 years old and suddenly wonder if the way I do it is the established norm (spurred on by recently hearing about douches and various online comments about how soap should never do much as touch your undercarriage).

For me: I always shower (bath about one a year), wet whole area (externally) wash external area with mild soap (including mons pubis, groins and bum crack), then using hand held part of shower rinse including rinsing inside a bit (vulva not vagina). So although I don't actively soap my vulva I use mildly soapy water to cleanse it. Then rinse well.

So far it's worked for me, my 'bits' are not prone to infection, but am I doing it all wrong? Should I be avoiding any water/vulva contact at all?

OP posts:
RudeDog · 14/05/2017 12:17

I get the cleaner to do it. That's reasonable isn't it?

MyOtherNameIsTaken · 14/05/2017 12:18

Ajax and steel wool mostly. For birthdays and special occasions I cartwheel through the car wash. Hmm

SuperFlyHigh · 14/05/2017 12:19

Ok. Going against MN wisdom here but I always wash inside "that" area with soap (always Simple unscented) and the hairs on top... Have done this for years and no problems. Oh and used fixed shower head jet.

thetroutofnocraic · 14/05/2017 12:20

I squat over a bowl of hot water during a full moon, the rest of the time use a handful of nettles.

SherlockPotter · 14/05/2017 12:20

Not with Original Source Mint and Tea Tree shower gel, that's for sure!

Sparklingbrook · 14/05/2017 12:21

If you have got to 38 and nothing terrible has happened then I guess everything is ok. Hmm

Hidingtonothing · 14/05/2017 12:22

Bucket of water and a squeegee, is that not how everyone does it? Confused

pinkieandperkie · 14/05/2017 12:23

My preferred method is the pressure washerGrin

VerySadInside · 14/05/2017 12:25

But she's asking on an anonymous forum, that is the place to ask questions you can't ask in real life. It's no odder than the how do you wipe thread that has happened a few times.

I use shower gel on all the bits hair would grow on. Nothing on the inside, just water between labia. No flannel/ sponge just my hand. I have a detachable shower head but have never take it off the wall and haven't ever considered aiming it up my bits Confused.

VerySadInside · 14/05/2017 12:26

If anyone gets off on that then so be it!

Sparklingbrook · 14/05/2017 12:26

Urgh at the 'how do you wipe' threads. Who cares?

Steggers123 · 14/05/2017 12:29

Zoflora obvs

bibbitybobbityyhat · 14/05/2017 12:31

Grin at get the cleaner to do it

Fairenuff · 14/05/2017 12:31

I lie on the roof when dh puts the car through the carwash once a week. Gets a good buff and polish then too. Jobs a good 'un.

SemiNormal · 14/05/2017 12:33

I find the insertion of a toilet brush gets things nice and clean, insert, twizzle about and bobs your grandma!

NotTheBelleoftheBall · 14/05/2017 12:34

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CharlieSierra · 14/05/2017 12:34

Sherlock I know Shock

NotTheBelleoftheBall · 14/05/2017 12:34

And now - TO NAME CHANGE!

If you know me, let's pretend this never happened!

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WhereYouLeftIt · 14/05/2017 12:38

Douches Confused? Isn't that a good way to get yourself a dose of thrush? I thought they went out with the 1950s.

What have you read OP, that makes you wonder if you should be using such a thing?

NotTheBelleoftheBall · 14/05/2017 12:41

WhereYou on a thread on here a few weeks ago, I was quite surprised they were a thing (and apparently you can get a bottle to do then with at the chemist!).

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Ktown · 14/05/2017 12:44

I think plenty of people may genuinely have an issue with this.
A friend had the worst recurrent thrush and it turned out she never used soap and never dried herself.
The GP eventually pointed out that leaving her bits damp and using synthetic pants was an perfect climate for a fungal infection. And it soon stopped.
Sorry you are having aggro OP!

Sparklingbrook · 14/05/2017 12:45

Well not drying yourself is a bit weird. Confused As is wearing man made fibre pants.

MouseholeCat · 14/05/2017 12:45

I'm an environmentalist so vinegar and baking soda using a microfiber cloth. Anything else kills the fishes.

VinoTime · 14/05/2017 12:47

Nerf gun.

Fire it up and aim.

Highalert · 14/05/2017 12:48

I give mine a quick blast with the hairdryer to dry it off.

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