To hate my neighbours so much that I light the bbq even though not having a bbq!!

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What do other neighbour haters do to really piss off their unreasonable ndn??

My neighbour hates us so much she pressure washed her drive and splattered our car with mucky water.

1nsanity I confess that sometimes I open and close the front door on purpose just because every time one of us leaves the house my neighbour comes out of her house to see what we are doing and it amuses me.

Ooh. Do stuff. Carry weird stuff to and fro, look furtive.

The woman downstairs from me is scared and rushes to lock her front door every time she hears me coming down the stairs. I'm glad she is, actually, because she's made my life miserable since I moved in and for no good reason as I've sincerely never done or said anything to her from day one. So if she's frightened now it's her own doing

Then there's the family from hell over the road but that's a whole other fifty volumes thread in itself

What are you actually hoping to achieve by this, OP? If they're as childish as you, they'll retaliate.

Hecate you are making me laugh.
The dog just thinks she's barking too. It's like we're all shouting here and it is awesome!

I don't even have the courage to chuck the rubbish the kids next door throw into my garden/at my French doors back over to them. :(

HecateAntaia no I don't shout at him more than once. I tell him to get in and he does!

What are you actually hoping to achieve by this, OP? If they're as childish as you, they'll retaliate

Well either the neighbours are also lighting their BBQ needlessly and they are all siting there like twats, or they are telling their mates about the crazy woman next door who they watch out their upstairs window lighting her BBQ for no reason. I suspect the latter.

OP - are you from the Daily Mail?

So, you've started a nice juicy thread. Are you going to make something up tell us what they did to upset you?

I like your idea OP, but you could improve upon it.

Actually have a barbecue, eat delicious steak sandwiches then get pissed and sing mournfully until 3a.m. Maybe with a few friends.

Lil

Lol

Well, I didn't buy my windchimes specifically to annoy my arsehole neighbours who make drunk screeching noise every weekend, but if that happens as a side effect then I'm not exactly overflowing with sympathy for them.

I hate my neighbours. They entered into a boundary dispute the day they moved in saying our garden was too wide by 8 inches, despite that being what we bought nearly 20 years ago. They made our lives hell over it. In the end we gave in and split it with them, so their extension they built was 4 inches wider. In building it they destroyed our garden border, have refused to pay compensation.

I hate them SO much, so I don't blame you at all. It's so bad we are moving.

Without knowing why you hate your neighbours, it just sounds like YOU'RE the neighbour from hell!

Actually have a barbecue, eat delicious steak sandwiches then get pissed and sing mournfully until 3a.m. Maybe with a few friends

Oh I think that's much better done on her own, a bit like Bridget Jones singing "all by myself" but in the garden,,,, She should also do it naked. As neighbours hate it when you're naked in the garden.

Then she should have loud sex with her patio doors open, then tell her neighbour to fuck off if they enquire if everything is ok. Then wait to be given a box of celebrations because they are nosey bastards who should expect to the told to fuck off if they enquire if everything is ok. Then she should get her teenage son to go out naked too and play slip and slide.

When with friends playing take that at max volume and drunkenly screeching along is the way to go. Neighbours love a bit of take that.

What that mournful singing needs is a Harmonica. C sharp should do it

I think on balance you're right Blunt. Solo singing.

Harmonica is a good call too.

No wonder your neighbours don't like you.

It was the first time I'd done this, the noise from their garden was excruciating!! I did find it a bit wasteful, so me and family did enjoy a rather slap up bbq after all

Good on you. Ignore all the YABUs. Nothing worse than fucking horrible neighbours and you are entitled to do what ever small pleasures you get from annoying them