We're staying at PIL's. DS is 7 and really needed the toilet, but MIL was in the shower.
We've taught him that we wee in bushes when we're out walking but if possible, we always use a toilet.
So, as darling MIL was refusing to pop out of the shower for two minutes, we offered him the option of having a crafty wee in the garden.
He had a total meltdown as 'that's not what we do' (slight aspergers) and refused.
Bless him, he tried to hold it in but she then proceeded to take another ten bloody minutes, KNOWING that he needed the loo.
So he had an accident and is now mortified.
She actually had the nerve to tell him off. I'm fuming.