To be a bit freaked out

[bibbetybobbetybooo]

Ok.. I know I shouldn't be, but tonight DS has toddled into our room and seen us doing, stuff! Not full sex, but masturbating and whilst I don't think he saw much, I'm massively weirded out by it.
I'm being daft, right?!

Oh gosh I think his Uni savings will now have to go on counselling sarcasm he's three years old and most likely doesn't even know now what was going on.

Yes grown adults would be OMG, if you don't make a big deal about it they won't be any more aware.

We still have our moments now, but wait till the kids are asleep or doing something you know for sure hair their attention. Plus there's always a cover so you can't really see anything.

Try not to worry too much and let people worry you.

I'm sure when he's 18 it'll be a funny story to tell his girl/boyfriend.

Oops! Sounds like a bit of an unfortunate accident. He's 3, he won't remember. Try not to overthink it, and ignore certain extreme opinions on here! O.o

Oh dear. This all reminds me of something I had blocked: DH and I having a lovely early to bed evening, door nicely closed, no need to be quiet as DS(15) is out with friends.

At some point, I did think I heard a noise other than those we were making. Pause - no, nothing to be heard. Carry on.

Two minutes after, as we are happily basking, we hear the polite 'ahem' and knock. Horrible teenager forgot to ask for money so came back 15 minutes after he left.

We have never discussed this. Never will.

I suspect it would be more damaging to walk in on parents fighting.....

At nearly 3 he wont remember it and wont read anything in to it ... but might blurt out in front of grandma that mummy was pulling daddy's willy.

2017
Sorry I shouldn't laugh at that, but