to think this is not how sexting works (lighthearted)

[Bleurghghghgh]

Been 'talking to' a guy I've known for years by text and tonight things got a bit heated.

He then KILLED the mood with this gem: 'I want your pussy absolutely fucking bald when I come over '

Really?!

imthelastsplash OMG!!! The picture of Partridge !!

What is wrong with these people!

Boys are gross

Too wrong, but funny. This thread has a Bye Felipe feel to it 😄

Partridge did it for me too.

Ewwwwww!!

Ha ha yes partridge was a perfect ending! I have a folder of appropriate response photos for dickheads

Ha, I've had someone reappear and start chatting, and I was enjoying deflating it using GIFs every time he started trying to flirt/sext (to be fair I might be up for that soon but I wasn't right at that moment)

Also, bonus Paul Rudd

Ah, no picture

He called you 'hairy muff'!

Is he a teenager?

Oh my God this is so funny. What a tosser! "I want your pussy absolutely fucking bald" ewwww who the hell says that? You don't tell anyone how they should have their pubic hair, how absolutely pathetic!

I can't believe you sent him the picture of that cat! I love how it's got it's leg in the air as well, it's so funny.

Partridge 😂😂😂😂
Oh God that was too perfect!!

Hahaha the Alan Partridge one.

A-HAAAAAAA!

Lastsplash you are my hero

KISS MY FACE

JURASSIC PARK!

Dramatic hairy muff possible name change idea??

AndImAnElf you are flirting back with the gif of the fit girl saying you look like her. Not quite the same thing but enjoy!

Yeah I was a bit - but I more meant the look of rage she was giving in the gif because I was talking about how pissed off I was at him 😂 It's all a game!

The fit girl is Lana del ray

That wee bald kitty so looks like it has just left off washing his balls blessim!

To be fair Ellisandra mine is generally kept similarly to yours. It was the phrase 'completely fucking bald' that riled me. That implies, you know, bald. Completely.

Anonymous1112 well that makes all the difference