to think this is not how sexting works (lighthearted)

[Bleurghghghgh]

Been 'talking to' a guy I've known for years by text and tonight things got a bit heated.

He then KILLED the mood with this gem: 'I want your pussy absolutely fucking bald when I come over '

Really?!

Don't feel bad mrsterrypratchett we all enjoyed your pussy even if he didn't, I believe it has given everyone here a large smile on their face

I think that's the end of that then

Mrsterry not for the first time, I bet!

Cheeky.

God what an embarrassment - how did it end up getting that far?

It escalated rather quickly, to be fair. By him of course

*led by

Buttery whilst I get (and agree with) you - he's not someone I'd describe as a friend. I've known him for years but we've never been close - only mentioned that in the OP because it seems more bizarre for him to say that to someone he knows IRL. if it'd been someone from tinder I don't think I'd have been as disgusted/amused

Rubbish what a beautiful... cat. Is it free to come round one night this week? I have a vacancy...

He is happy to make home visits in return for ear scratches and endless pinged rubber bands. And Dreamies. His fur's grown in more now. That sounds like a horrible euphemism doesn't it.

He won't suddenly jump from flirtatious texts to making wild assumptions about shaving body hair though.

Rubbish - is he ok? Is he supposed to be bald (hoping he didn't do it too please a man). He looks super cute with or without fur though

Rubbish your pussy is beautiful!

Any excuse to show off my hairy pussy. Long live hairy pussies.

Is he staying over? You could get your bic out....

Oh bless him. He just got carried away.

This thread is fucking awesome ! -I have never typed the word awesome in my life

I died laughing reading this.

My ex also had a way with words: called it bush, furry zone and private area. The idea was to turn me on, not turn my stomach.

Good god Niki I cringed reading that

Context is everything.
I personality prefer the word smooth to bald!
As it sounds like you don't have a sexual history I'd be at him telling me how to have my nether regions rather than flirting about a preference - but depends on the lead up.
I think the accusation about prepubescence was harsh. My boyfriend and I both like the sensation when I'm smooth. It has nothing to do with prepubesence . In fact, I only do the underneath, still have a full triangle at the front.
Absolutely fine to say it isn't happening - but a bit off to be so harsh.

The cat picture is funny though

I'm only following this to find out how Rubbish's cat lost his hair

OMG rubbish's cat is AMAZING!!!

Thank you for this thread.

Good god Niki I cringed reading that

I cringed every time I heard it. I'd rather he just called it a pussy.

I have nothing to add but these (I still laugh at my quick thinking ha)