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What is it about hotels that turn us into kleptomaniacs?

127 replies

BabychamSocialist · 15/02/2017 14:21

I'm convinced something happens to us when we enter hotels that means we have to take absolutely everything that isn't nailed down. I know someone who works as a concierge for a big fancy hotel and he says that a maid leaving the trolley in the corridor is basically inviting you to stuff your pockets with as much as you can before they come back.

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scaryteacher · 17/02/2017 06:39

I take the Twinings tea bags from the Premier Inn as dh travels a lot for work, and some of the hotels in which he stays only provide a coffee machine. Added to which, if they do supply tea in the room, it's normally the Lipton Yellow Label, or herbal tea, as he travels around Europe, and that doesn't count as tea.

Iamastonished · 17/02/2017 06:41

tiredof I don't take them home either. I just don't use them at all. I don't like shower gel as I prefer to use soap, and hotel shampoo is awful.

Actually, I do use the soap, but that's it.

Fluffyears · 17/02/2017 11:52

I take them and chuck them in my gym bag at home rather than taking normal sized bottles.

CatThiefKeith · 17/02/2017 11:59

I take them and put them in a bowl in the spare room for nonexistant guests to use.

In my last job we used to have our Christmas party at a vair nice hotel and an overnight stay was included, their room toiletries were l'occitane. Its genuinely the only thing that I miss about working there.

JaneJeffer · 17/02/2017 12:05

I thought of Ross too! I'm not bothered about taking stuff except for those disposable shower hats because they are very handy. I like the PP idea of bringing stuff and leaving it behind though Grin

GangstaRat · 17/02/2017 12:13

Only on Mumsnet would people get upset at the idea of "stealing" hotel toiletries.
Hmm

RedBugMug · 17/02/2017 12:13

remember that hilarious thread a few years ago where someone got a huge bill as they had taken a large bottle of shampoo from a hotel?

Notrevealingmyidentity · 17/02/2017 12:19

I always take the toiletries and biscuits from my room - I often use them at a later date if a hotel doesn't provide them or donate them to a food bank when I have enough.

I've paid for them (well my company has) so why not. I've never taken anything of the maids trolley though.

flipflap75 · 17/02/2017 12:21

From the Telegraph (random search re. legalities of taking hotel toiletries, which I'd never considered to be stealing:

"...is it technically theft? Just what, in the eyes of the law, can we get away with taking?

I spoke to a number of hotel groups on the subject and the consensus seemed to be that toiletries are fair game. The assumption is if it cannot be reused then it can be taken. Likewise, small items with hotel logos, such as stationery, won’t be overly missed; you can assume you are providing a nice bit of publicity when you flash your stolen pencil on the bus.

If the free toiletries are what you want, then go wild, said Jacob Tomsky, author of the best-selling Heads in Beds, a memoir of ten years spent in the hotel industry.

“Hotels have plenty of items, all cute and travel-sized, waiting in store rooms and all you have to do is pick up the phone and ask. And checking out from the hotel isn't like going through airport security. No respectable hotelier is going to want to pry open your luggage and search for shampoo. We hope you take the amenities. We want you to use them later and think of us."

Indeed, he even condones taking your swag bag farther afield:

"Consider the unmanned housekeeper’s trolley a smash and grab situation. Pack your bags full of almond butter hand cream and guava face soap with espresso crisps. Take three of everything and get the hell out of the hallway. Even if you do get caught, just say you were out of shampoo, or, even better, out of toilet paper, and thought you’d save them the trouble by grabbing it for yourself.

“Think of it this way: these amenities are here for you, they are yours. We are in no position to dispute the claim that when you wash your hair you prefer to dump fifteen bottles of lavender and poppy seed shampoo all over your scalp like some gooey shower freak.”

flipflap75 · 17/02/2017 12:22

(I'd draw the line at 'smashing and grabbing' the housekeeper's trolley, personally)

Notrevealingmyidentity · 17/02/2017 12:24

My local food bank always appreciate the donations of minis anyway.

I forgot I sometimes take the mild as when I'm away and get home it's usually gone off and I'm usually too knackered to go to the shop so I use the minis.

Wheredidallthejaffacakesgo · 17/02/2017 12:32

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Notrevealingmyidentity · 17/02/2017 12:41

Milk*

gruffalo13 · 17/02/2017 13:13

At the Four Seasons Hong Kong they gave the 6 of us (in 2 adjoining rooms) full sized toothbrushes and toothpastes EVERY single day.
2 years later we are still using them up.

BeyondUnderthinking · 17/02/2017 13:21

Well I'll admit it, I've taken stuff off the trolley. And I've taken towels.
I may have actual kleptomania...?

Yura · 17/02/2017 13:22

I take everything I've opened but not finished (soap, shampoo, ..) as they would have to throw it away anyway. I leave everything that is not opened (exception: international flight home directly afterwards, them I'll take an unopened miniature bottle of shower gel and handlotion with me if available as there is always the possibility of being stuck somewhere).

semanwen · 17/02/2017 13:42

At the Four Seasons Hong Kong they gave the 6 of us (in 2 adjoining rooms) full sized toothbrushes and toothpastes EVERY single day. 2 years later we are still using them up.

Only because you moved them, used them or hid them

If you had left the 1st 6 unused then they would have put new ones in the room each day. I have stayed in that hotel a fair few times and if you us ether toiletries (or hide them) then they do replace (twice a day) but they don't keep adding them if you don't use them!

Iamastonished · 17/02/2017 19:46

Why would you steal towels? They belong to the hotel. They aren't a consumable like shampoo Hmm

Beeziekn33ze · 17/02/2017 20:04

Nice tea bags, instant coffee, shampoo, conditioner, bath bubbles, sewing kit, yes. Some hotels have particularly nice sachets of hot choc too. The best thing I ever had was Bronte biscuits, delicious. It was at an all day meeting and I wasn't the only one stuffing them into my bag. I've never seen them in the shops!

Iamastonished · 17/02/2017 20:29

I am struggling to understand why someone would swipe a couple of tea bags Hmm

GangstaRat · 17/02/2017 22:40

I've blagged so many complementary cookies from Doubletree hotels over the years. Biscuit Biscuit

(NB biscuit emoticon being used to mean biscuit and not imply troll.)

ASqueakingInTheShrubbery · 17/02/2017 22:47

I don't tend to bother with the toiletries as I've got funny skin so prefer my own, but I do pinch the biscuits and sachets of coffee and hot chocolate. I usually drink all the tea. Emergency coffee comes in useful, particularly at work where they only have decaf, and the hot chocolate is usually saved for travelling with DH as hotels don't always have it and he doesn't drink tea or coffee.

DeterminedToChange · 17/02/2017 22:54

Because they're tight?

Bahh · 17/02/2017 23:07

I've always thought it's only exceptionally cheap/bad mannered people who do things like raid the maids trolley or purposely hide the consumables so they're replaced every day. No it's not technically theft but I kind of just think really, have a little decorum Blush

As for things like towels or robes, that's just straight up theft.

Crazycatladyloz82 · 17/02/2017 23:27

DH travels loads for work and proudly brings back the toiletries every time as a "gift" for me. I then spend weeks using up tiny bottles that are fucking impossible to squeeze so land up with tennis elbow not really derangedly shaking the bottles to get anything to come out whilst he uses his usual products because he finds the little bottles annoying. Bastard

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