I'm in love with the shape of you....

[HateSummer]

"We push and pull like a magnet do"

Like a magnet do?

Why not: "I'm in love with the shape of your ARSE,
We push and pull like a magnet does"

It's pissing me off. .

I think it's for the best...

i'm shocked at cake by the ocean. I thought it was a nice song about cake

So that song by flo rida - I only came for the cake -is also about sex too?

I'm too innocent for this modern popular music.

I do like Castle on the Hill though.

I am hoping Castle On The Hill is a genuinely fairly innocent little ditty about teenage memories. I slightly tutted at the smoking references. That's How Mary Whitehouse I've become.

There's a really rude song about baking a cake that a woman did on Pop Idol years ago. So I don't think the cake innuendo is new.

It'll come back to me at some point.

This:
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!

MacArthur Park. V rude apparently. And drugs!

I never understood what MacArthur park was about.

Someone left the cake out in the rAin what is that a reference to?

I was more shocked that the cake by the ocean song is by one of those Jonas brothers. Guess he's thrown away his purity ring now.
I like both the Ed Sheeran songs, although the line about the bedsheets in Shape of you, for some reason always makes me think of the mumsnet threads about how often you wash your bedding

Sorry , PP Framingham is in Suffolk not Norfolk

He wrote it for Rihanna
Thought I'd missed an affair then! Ed and Riri??

'if i lay here, i just lay here'
really, snow patrol??? I love that song, but that lyric grates on me.

and of course timbaland and his 'the way i are' nonsense.

OOps sorry 123rd of course it is! Apologies!

I heard Touch today by little mix when going through the radio in the car. My god, its dreadful. I like some of their 'old' songs, but lately its just all about sex.
Does nobody write a nice love song anymore? lol