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Centre Parcs is a very weird place.

342 replies

MOIST · 25/01/2017 20:23

Fake forest. Plastic stuff. Signposts and advertising everywhere. Like Ikea in a fake forest with one-way system and bad feng.

Most peculiar.

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ChocolateWombat · 26/01/2017 18:13

In my mind, CP is a bit like a ready meal.
It's a holiday for those who want to pierce the plastic lid, press cook and then eat in 3 minutes.

It's all about ease, not having to think and plan, having lots of choice (from a very set menu)....and you pay for those things.

In my mind it's for the unadventurous. Yes, I know there are lots of activities, but they are all very controlled, laid on and chosen from a menu. It's for people for whom getting up in the morning and thinking 'what shall we do' and being faced with a choice of hundreds and hundreds of choices within 50 miles, planning a route, packing the car and going into the unknown, where you might not know where you will be eating, or how long things might take, is just too much unknown and feels like hard work.

I get that many people have busy lives and like the fact that once they are there, not too much thinking and planning is needed and that you can feel you know there will be kids meals and it will be easy to get back. I get that kids love it too, because it's all so accessible and easy for them too - no long days at the museum or in the car getting to a stately home, or to a town which then turns out to have early closing that day.

It's a holiday which works well for groups who don't want to explore an unknown area, for people who like to feel a bit confined and for people who want to switch off. There will always be a market for that kind of easy, ready meal kind of holiday.

I can say I've enjoyed it too, but I've liked better the type where you also do go off site plenty or better still have a real cottage and explore an area you don't know. For me it's the difference between a ready meal and a gourmet delicious feast you have shopped for, prepped for and cooked yourself.

mrshuggybear · 26/01/2017 18:14

I love it. Though admittedly I haven't been for a few years other than for a spa day.
I don't understand the fake trees comment. We have only been to the Longleat one, 3 times before my children started school. It is right next to Longleat and we hold annual passes for there. They are both smack in the middle of the countryside and definitely not in a fake forest-they are in Longleat forest. In the dome there may be some fake plants.
I relax as soon as I get to centre parcs, I love the fact there are no cars, everyone cycles and seems relaxed. We've had mostly lovely lodges, there was a problem with one and I love the spa and pool areas.
The only thing is it is overpriced for holiday times so we haven't booked since my children started school, we don't want to pay more when it is crazy busy. We tend to go to smaller parks, Darwin Escapes are a good company.

Areyoulocal · 26/01/2017 18:18

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heron98 · 26/01/2017 18:27

I tell you where's peaceful. The countryside.

The real, actual countryside.

Fake countryside rammed with hummus-eating middle classes is not.

I will never understand CP.

Spikeyball · 26/01/2017 18:30

We live in the real countryside. we go to CP because it is different.

bert3400 · 26/01/2017 18:31

Tried the ones in Holland ...very cheap compared to the UK . You can also visit the local special coffee shop before you get there !!

HenBarrow · 26/01/2017 18:32

Love CP. have been going since I was a kid, now I take mine. It's very laid back and relaxed. Elvedon has the best kids swimming imo, Longleat is best for adults and feeling away from it all. I've heard bad things about the new Woburn one though (sparse newly planted woodland and too small). If you are going Jan\Feb is cheapest time, quite lovely in winter. Eat in, as eating out is pricey. Small kids are more than happy to swim, cycle and use playground so don't bother paying for loads of extra activities, totally unnecessary until kids are older. I would recommend everyone gives it a go when they have little ones!

fleur34 · 26/01/2017 18:40

Could not agree more OP. The squirrels are definitely remote controlled stuffed toys. Weird, weird Truman Show-Esque place!

Mollyboom · 26/01/2017 18:42

Dante's 7th circle. The thing that freaked me was the faux village square. Also, the choice of food is grim. I saw a teacher there from one of my children's schools and she told me she had been every year for 17 years. I was so reassured about the quality of teaching and imaginative ideas that must be bouncing around her classroom. The top of the freak chart for me though is people who go without children. Really? You are not constrained by having to entertain sprogs in dismal weather but you still choose to spend 2 grand to sit in a chlorine filled dome and eat at chain restaurants. If it was cheap you could forgive it but it doesn't even have that.

Thisisnotreallymyname · 26/01/2017 18:44

Hated it ! What a rip off! Pay a fortune for a cold log cabin, then they tell you you Must buy ' logs ' from them ( we bought our own , half the price)
Bike charge / activities /etc etc extortionate
If you are happy to just go, and spend the bulk of your time in the free pool, don't visit the restaurants ( where you can't use any vouchers ) then might be worth going.
Middle class Butlins for twerps.

Notquitewhatiexpected · 26/01/2017 18:46

I'm a teacher so we can't go during term time. Last time I looked for a half term it would have cost us so much that we opted for a week in Venice instead. I know which I'd rather....

longestlurkerever · 26/01/2017 18:46

I haven't been but how you describe it is exactly how I imagine it to be. Like a holiday in a shopping centre. To be honest I'm not even that mad about forests at the best of times. You can't see out. I have been to music festivals at butlins and that was fine - it wasn't pretending to be anything it wasn't.

Llanali · 26/01/2017 18:51

Self confessed snob here then, I can't think of anything worse. For the money of holiday time not term time, I have flown me, Dh and DD out to the Far East for a week in a 5*.
If I had to do it, a week in a Euro camp in France would be preferable.

I hate self catering holidays. I also hate all
Inclusive, and the idea of evening entertainment at a Butlins affair.

I also hate the concept of cruises.

TheBigFish · 26/01/2017 18:51

Another vote for Center Parcs in Belgium here. Went last year, going again shortly. DH is a teacher so stuck to school holidays and even when you factor in cost of eurotunnel was still half the price of the UK.

Purplepixiedust · 26/01/2017 18:53

I love it. It's a really lovely easy break. I have been the last 2 Easter breaks with my now 10yo to the Thetford one and we are booked to go to Woburn in May.

It doesn't cost us a fortune even for school hols. We stay in the hotel and it cost between £329 and £399 which we are paying this year to go Mon-Fri Spring Bank week.

Thetford has well established Forest and lots of animals. I am expecting Woburn to seem newer.

We hire bikes and swim every day. We plan a few activities but not back to back. M gets to try stuff he wouldn't do normally. The staff are nice, helpful and knowledgeable. The majority of guests seem relaxed and in a good mood. No one swears or shouts at their kids (Like they do at Haven) 😁

Carinae · 26/01/2017 18:54

I agree, ghastly place!! Use to love it when it first opened but now it's overpriced, low quality rubbish. Basically middle class prices for low class shite.

GizmoFrisby · 26/01/2017 18:54

I live in the real countryside. And also about 15 minutes from a CP I've never been nor want to go. Especially not if it's full of city snobs who like to visit the countryside and think they own it. Nah not for me.

bellie710 · 26/01/2017 18:55

We are going back to Centre Parcs this summer and can't wait! We have been to Butlins and Centre parcs in the summer holidays for the last few years and the kids absolutely love it which is the main reason we go. Moist are you at Woburn by any chance?

MerylPeril · 26/01/2017 18:55

This thread inspired me to look at prices.
I'm not sure why as we want (made to) when DD was little and we HATED it. [Post edited by MNHQ]

However I know DD would love the pool. I think it's the overpriced activities that put me off now. I can't stand being ripped off and I remember looking at some of the prices when I was last there and thinking they were a rip off.

I'm sure the activities used to be part of the price (like decades ago) if someone can remember.

Purplepixiedust · 26/01/2017 18:56

Much as I love it, I wouldn't pay £2k and certainly not £8k if that is even possible! I think it's great value for what we do pay.

TheBigFish · 26/01/2017 18:58

Also should add I haven't been to one in the UK for years, so not sure what they have, but at the one in Belgium there is a huge soft play and petting farm included in the price. We didn't pay for any other activities all week

FaFoutis · 26/01/2017 19:02

BigFish which one in Belgium? I just booked Vossemeren.
It was £350 premium cottage 4 nights in summer half term (5 of us). Not expensive at all I think, even with the crap exchange rate.

longestlurkerever · 26/01/2017 19:14

The thing is you can go to a swimming pool, soft play, brewers' fayre type family restaurants and petting zoo on holiday, if that's what you fancy, without paying through the nose to stay in a weird compound. I don't really get why people stay at theme parks either though. Isn't it better just to go for the day and then go home? Each to their own of course - it's just that so many people try and convince me ti go to center parcel and hard as I try I really can't see the appeal.

MrsderPunkt · 26/01/2017 19:17

If ever I want a laugh, I ask farmer DP to tell me about the time he got made to go there for a weekend. He is used to sitting by himself all day in countryside - he was utterly baffled by the concept of being in a forest with people everywhere and having to pay so much for a sodding drink.

This is why we've never been - always worried a little that we're missing out on something really good, but everyone says they go for the quiet calm. It can't be quieter than where we live, so we paid almost nothing and took the kids to Haven when they were small and spent far too much time watching Rory the fucking tiger - kids loved it!

vjg13 · 26/01/2017 19:21

Can you go in as a day only guest and observe?

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