To start a 'Valentines day tat' thread?

[RoseOfSharyn]

My offering

I think it reads as 'Since spooning'. Haven't seen any good ones yet, but will keep an eye out. Was shopping today and saw a giant teddy bear holding a huge red fluffy heart and did wonder what adult would ever want that? Where would you put it?

Ooh! That is truly awful! I'll have look on my local Facebook selling sites and if I can find something equally horrendous I'll post for you to marvel at!

This was listed as 'perfect valentines gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour'. £10 if anyone's interested.

I actually feel queasy about this one. But why oh why is this the description

After SEX towel for your Valentine,(Any colour and names)
Order now to save disappointment. Only £12 plus postage
Collection from Xxxx also available
Our new naughty towel range is now available... any other ideas?

I'm going to make my own.
Forking since 2013.

Fucking hell...that sex towel...

Knifing since 2016. Although, that sounds a bit sinister.

There's... erm... whatever this means.

That towel is making me feel a bit queasy.

these r brill

at the towel

Is bootie woman calling people? Like used knickers and a phone call? Grim.

Actually I need some cash and have a voluptuous derrière.

So, scrabble tiles with pound shop tea spoons, a glittery glass, a cum rag and some used knickers.

Keeping it classy, FB.

OMG, noooooooooooooo, to all of these, why, just why?
Can't they buy each other glittery wine glasses and be done with it?

That towel!!!!!

Yeh, following some research this is used knickers and a phone call for £50.

I'm in the wrong job.

i was going to post about the towel this morning but couldnt work out how to get the pic, made me queasy too

Yeah those pants are definitely ...er... used. Or it's offering an expensive hand job
Sex towel
Wine glass
Spoons [blimey]

So grateful to MNetters who take one for the team have a FB account.

I am keeping my eye on the facebook selling page the towel is on to see if anyone comments!! If it's someone I know I don't know what is do!!!
notinasda what kind of research!!!! How's your phone bill

I thought the first one said SPOONING SINGE, as in the French for "monkey". Most confusing.

Googled the description I was curious!

CaoNiMa I read it like that too!

Mooning minge might work if you'd run out of S letters.

cao I read it as singe too! I thought they just couldn't think of another word that started with S or were actually trying to play scrabble

Pernsonalised post-Valentine's sex penis beaker?

That towel!!!