AIBU to think this is a weird New Year message

[Kr1stina]

In reply to my [stunningly original ] text " Happy New Year! " I received this from my niece

" 2016 has been my best year ever and I'm hoping to be even more successful in 2017" .

AIBU to think this is odd? Most people just replied with a similar greeting or " hope you and the family are well" . Some sent a snippet of news

" busy year for us as Mary starts her new job in February /we are moving house in the summer / we have a new puppy " .

Is this because I don't understand Young People Today ?

Sounds like she's about to start flogging Yoonique

MLM alert!

Barf.

Definitely sounds like she's going to start spouting nonsense very soon.

Also, what kind of person doesn't even say 'Happy New Year' back?

That's hilarious! I suppose if you don't look after number one who else is going to

Did it come with a duck face selfie too?

It sounds like she's been shortlisted for The Apprentice or something.

I would've texted back - good to know. now get your head out of your arse and wish me a happy new year. Young people today!!!!!!

Ohh definitely MLM!
"Wow that's great to hear, what made 2016 so good?"
"I ditched the office and became my own boss! I work in my pyjamas and have made so much money I am looking at buying an enormous new house and a yacht! If you are interested I can share the secret of how I did it with you? Come for coffee next week?"

I was trying to think where I'd seen this phrase and you're right! It was a Utility Warehouse person not the same person, as she isn't young (well she's younger than me but fully fledged adult)

Very rude not to wish it back to you. All about her.

What is MLM?

DD says her cousin always talks as if she's on The Apprentice. Not that I would know as I'm an old fogey.

MLM is multi level marketing BTW

I know it's not that as she actually has a very good job in business development , which I believe is a fancy names for sales.

I just looked up the meaning of MLM as I've come across it today for the first time in two clearly different contexts. Here I think its 'Multi Level Marketing' ie pyramid selling, the other I think was Men love Men. However, I think in the case of the OPs niece, its simply egocentric youth 'Me luvs Me'

How old is she, is she doing exams or starting on a career ladder?

I was trying to guess... all I could think was Mid Life Meltdown!! But didn't know how old niece was ...

I have a friend who works for utility warehouse, and that's exactly the sort of comment she would reply with too. She got very stroppy with me when I said it was a pyramid scheme.. The way she went on about it, it sounded more like some strange cult.

this has made my morning!

She's 29 and apparently doing very well in her job. She sells accountant, which I assume pays better than Avon.

I only know what MLM is because there's a hilarious thread on MN about it.

she actually has a very good job in business development , which I believe is a fancy names for sales.

This surely is the complete answer. Hopefully she'll step back from this PROMOTE ME! approach to even the most innocuous of interactions.

I'm hoping to be even more successful in 2017

That's brilliant. I'd have just replied "good luck with that".

How about replying 'good job Donald!'

This isn't a Young People Today thing ... sounds more like a People Who Are Massively Full Of Themselves And Need To Chill The Fuck Out thing to me.

You should have replied back and said 'Sorry, I think some of your message was missing! I only got the bit where you told me how great you were, and not the bit that wished me a happy new year too or thanked me for my greeting.'

She totally does sound like someone who would be on The Apprentice.

Nauticant - you are right about "promote me " . When you ask " How's work?" she replies

" Well I'm currently Head Of Sales in the UK and they want to promote me to Head Of Europe. But there's no one senior enough to interview me here so I need to wait until the Chied Executive of the World is in London. So it won't be for a few months yet."

Meanwhile my kids sit sniggering at her ( because they watch The Apprentice - honest subtitles ) and I sip my tea politely and say " that's nice dear " .

DH is well impressed because he's a man and very gullible

Wow, she'll be promoted to "God" soon enough!

But who'd be senior enough to interview her for this? The queen, perhaps?