To not let my 8 mo sodomise the cat with her finger..

[HeavyMetalMummy]

Because she REALLY seems to think I am FFS bloody weirdo child.

Well it's just an interesting hole to her

The cat might make its feelings known mind.

But its Christmas

Thanks for putting me off my breakfast

Ha! I (and the household creatures) remember this stage.

My belly button held similar fascination.

Children are strange

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YABVU .... Dear me....

Gaaaah why do kids do this ?! I'm not getting a cat until my kid is old enough to know an arse is a one way system

Ha ha, so sorry Margo, what were you having, Chocolate Weetos?

I would just make sure there's no "chocolatey surprise" left behind....

Killjoy.

Nothing wrong with putting a little finger in a pencil sharpener.

Pencil sharpener lol!

Your cat is sitting still long enough to let this happen? Very patient moggy.

Cigars, the cat is sort of curled up watching my daughter with a look of what I'd describe as 'lets see how far your willing to take this' on her face.

santa could bring one of these to save the cat's dignity

What if the cat purrs with pleasure?

I am having flash backs.

When I went round to my first play date with a family with cats. I remember stroking the cat. and the way they turn and lift up their tail for the last stroke all the way down their tail put its bum in my face.

I think my friend's mum could read something in my face that made me think. Oh what's that (don't think I'd ever seen a bum hole of any creature at that age so didn't know what it was and maybe would have touched it...

And she told me not to touch that's yucky and only stroke the cat in one direction.

SO WEIRD that this is such a vivid memory. YANBU tis an important lesson.

I too have said those immortal words to a small person: "Can you PLEASE stop poking the cat up the bum with that fork"

Maybe it's a thing.

How many YABUs are you expecting exactly?

We had this. I'll never forget the luck of absolute horror on BomerCat1's face when DS1 did it. He's never looked at him in the same way since!

*look

Urgh, I'm an English teacher as well.

Brave 8 mo..
very sharp claws and teeth....

That's no way to talk about someone's 8 mo, imo.

I was talking about the cat...

I read this as MIL instead of 8mo 😂😂😂

Ewww. Stinky finger.