Irritating words!

[queenc81]

Please tell me I'm not alone, and other people can't have certain words used around them?

Oh has just used the worst one, (moist) even writing that makes me shudder. It knocks me sick when I hear that word.

Oh thinks I'm going crazy and I'm trying to prove I'm not with this thread. I also can't have clocks in the house, the ticking makes me want to rip my ears off. Dickhead husband calls me Captain Hook

[turquoise88]

"Lush."

Utter rage.

[littleshirleybeans]

I hated "my bad" until I heard Simon Baker say it, whilst in character, in The Mentalist
And I love Simon Baker so I tolerated it
Whoever made the rentaghost comment upthread made me chortle! Sorry, I can't remember who it was.
Hated words: agree on
Nom nom
A cheeky something or other (FUCK OFF!!!!!)

Basically, most of the words already mentioned.

[littleshirleybeans]

Aha! Thought of one though it might have been said.

"It is what it is."
Wtf does that even mean!

[gunsandbanjos]

Probably going to get flamed for this but the recent trend for children having 'meltdowns' really grates my nipples.

It's a fucking tantrum. I want to have a tantrum every time I read about them.

[gunsandbanjos]

I do 100% agree (not 110%, hate people that say that) on the ticking clock OP, I can't have one in the house either. Captain Hook is hilarious though.

[EdmundSlackbladder]

Chocolate (particularly when said by someone who talks with that lip smacking noise)
Yummy
Yum used as an adjective. 'It tastes yum'
Aks instead of ask
Bae

[missbishi]

the bills need paid
the baby needs changed
the kids need fed

How on earth is English taught these days?

[CaptainCabinets]

Poorly. You're fucking ill, unwell or sick.

[previously1474907171]

Munching
Supper

A crimson lip
A black trouser
A cutesy shoe

[AngelaKardashian]

"Offline" instead of "online". As in "I bought it offline". No you fucking didn't! Your wifi was connected when you clicked "Pay using PayPal" therefore you bought it ONLINE!

(Sorry, I have a friend who I have the same conversation with every time she gets an Asos delivery. Perhaps I should let it go.)

[PlanIsNoPlan]

All i ask is that you bring me some Toast. It's not that big a deal - I've done it for you for over 15 years. Just one of the many things I've done I'm really not complaining and it's not your fault that I finally admit I'm a bit knackered, but just a little bit of buttered toast would go a long way.

[schmack]

holibobs
wifey
little man
hubby
the big man (for FC)
cheeky vino

get a grip

[FurryTurnip]

'Kit'. People use it for everything now. I can bear it in 'PE kit' but it's when people say 'that's a nice bit of kit' or refer to 'tech kit' or anything else that is just stuff, or equipment.

Bear Grylls may be responsible for my hatred of this.

[BBCNewsRave]

Tret.
As in "the nurses tret her really well".
IT'S NOT A WORD, MORONS.

[worrierandwine]

It's not a word but 'lol'
I particularly despise it from my sil who says something really bitchy or sarcastic (always by text, never in person) then sticks 'lol' on the end as if it excuses her from the actual context. So passive aggressive!
I don't dislike any actual words but don't like
Hun
Bae
When people sound their t's with a k "likkle"
Or when people can make a 'th' sound so instead of "this" it becomes "vis" - I realise we are verging on speech impediment territory there though so maybe I should stop before I'm accused of being insensitive.

[worrierandwine]

*can't make a 'th' sound

[ClopySow]

Precocious

Jesus that word makes me angry.

[twinmamma2b]

Pamphlet
Souvenir
Off of

[BigBangTheory789]

Bae (shudder)
Moist
Boob
Cock
Baby Daddy (why? Just.... No)

Why do people hate hun so much? I used to be a hun-er until MN, now I don't say it so much and I don't even know why!

[TheCompanyOfCats]

Edmund we hate exactly the same words

There was a chocolate mousse advert on TV not long ago that sent me climbing the walls. The narrator said the word 'chocolate' about 700 times in under a minute, and had that weird lip-smacking way of speaking. It made me feel violent.

[RoboticSealpup]

I hate all HR-lingo, but especially the noun competencies

What's wrong with 'competences', plural of competence? Where does the -ie come from?

I also hate girlie used as an adjective. What's wrong with "girly"? Not girlie enough? God, it looks so soppy. "Claire and I had a girlie chat." Yuck.

[Ujjayi]

Chrimble
Chrimbo
Xmas
Also: Holibobs, Hubby, ickle, hun.
I need to lay down in a darkened room just typing those words.