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You can't have an emergency poo in m&s

202 replies

Annoyinglyhappyperson · 10/12/2016 21:02

Oh the worst Christmas shopping trip happened today. Ds1 went into town for a nice day out together I haven't been too well recently and have a bit of a jippy tummy. We went into m&s to have a look round and decided to take ds for a drink and make use of their facilities as my tummy was still not great. I came out and an older woman went in after me and immediately came out telling everyone not to go in that cubicle
Totally poo shamed me Blush

OP posts:
RichardBucket · 11/12/2016 16:32

YANBU OP.

I would have left the cubicle and waited for another, but I wouldn't have said anything Shit stinks - fact of life. Bad smells make me feel ill - fact of life. Neither is anybody's fault and nobody deserves to be shamed for it.

Original poster
Annoyinglyhappyperson · 11/12/2016 18:01

Thank you eve xx have a great Christmas xxx

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Janey50 · 11/12/2016 18:05

I think she was totally rude and unreasonable OP. Why do some people have this attitude that their own shit smell the of roses?

Janey50 · 11/12/2016 18:07

Smells of roses that should of said!

woodhill · 11/12/2016 18:18

Why do you need to put tissue on the toilet seat?

DesolateWaist · 11/12/2016 18:21

Why do you need to put tissue on the toilet seat?

Bum AIDS.
The toilet paper stops the bacteria burrowing into your buttocks.

woodhill · 11/12/2016 18:28

Ok Smile as it does Hmm

DesolateWaist · 11/12/2016 18:50

I was joking Woodhill.

amicissimma · 11/12/2016 18:58

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Wriggler79 · 11/12/2016 19:16

Tbh my experience of M&S loos is that they always smell like one of the older ladies in the cafe has just been for a poo.

mudandmayhem01 · 11/12/2016 19:25

Does.the smell of your poo change as you age, are you some sort of poo detective who can age someone by the smell of their shitShock

woodhill · 11/12/2016 19:49

I know DesolateSmile. I was trying to be ironic.

steff13 · 11/12/2016 19:56

www.poopourri.com/

DesolateWaist · 11/12/2016 20:00

Sorry Woodhill, it is so hard detect stuff like that in type.

Still, watch out for that bum AIDS though. Best put that toilet paper down for no discernible reason.

woodhill · 11/12/2016 22:01

No problem DesolateSmile

Wriggler79 · 11/12/2016 22:34

I never see anyone but old ladies in there! I tend to assume they're all compromised by Lactulose/Fybrogel consumption. Tends to make bowel habits unpredictable. For what it's worth, I have been a carer for many years and have worked on medical elderly wards. So have some inside information on this kind of thing 😷

mudandmayhem01 · 11/12/2016 22:37

Fascinating poo knowledge Wriggler!

Wriggler79 · 11/12/2016 22:37

Not to be poo-ageist, obviously. But there's a certain lack of poo-shame (and use of iron tablets) that comes with age vomit emoji that my phone doesn't have

Wriggler79 · 11/12/2016 22:39

Happy to help 😂

Mrsmadevans · 11/12/2016 22:51

Take no notice lovely, I would have said it stinks in there and it aint me !

Mynestisfullofempty · 11/12/2016 23:41

OP, just to be clear, was it just the smell that you left in the loo?

amammabear · 13/12/2016 19:44

Anyone watching channel four?

DesolateWaist · 13/12/2016 20:30

Why? Was it about someone having a poo in M&S?

Original poster
Annoyinglyhappyperson · 13/12/2016 22:48

Was I shopped to c4 dispatches Shock

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amammabear · 13/12/2016 23:31

It was about changing places and one of the places they highlighted was m&s