Mum complains that alphabet letters won't spell sons name

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Really? Do we complain about everything now?

Is this really news?

I guess I'm in for another sleepless night. Worry about those potato letters.

My first name has 10 letters in it, I would have been as fat as a barrel if I had been expected to eat my whole name in potato letters as a child!

She sounds like a knob. I hate people like that

Cogidubnus Arturio-Hamlet Marmaduke III

I love this thread.

This is why I changed my daughters name.
I cpoikdnt afford to buy fancy pants letter shaped potato bite, I could only afford Every Day Value Chips, so my daughter got called llllllllllllllllll lllllll lllllllll now she can spell out her whole name on her plate.

I long for this woman's life, when my problems are so few and far between that this is the most terrible thing to tax my mind.

Sorry, I do love those round nobbly pink and blue liquorice allsorts. I was pregnant though, so I think that explains the bland three tier black and white ones Apparently they were sent directly from the factory although some poor sod would have had to re-programme a machine somewhere I expect.

I think it helped that the Tesco HQ lady that got back to me was pregnant too, so totally got my mad cravings. Can't eat them now though, I felt so sick working through both bags, I reckon they were at least 500g each!

I think that this is a clever marketing ploy from the makers of Alphabites, to make a story about their product go viral and remind former lovers of the product that are still around. I am now desperate for some (along with crispy pancakes and toast toppers) as the junk food of my youth.

I could only afford Every Day Value Chips, so my daughter got called llllllllllllllllll lllllll lllllllll now she can spell out her whole name on her plate

That made me snort so loudly I frightened the dogs. Priceless thread, but what a dimwit of a woman.

what's a toast topper please? Can I eat them, my name is quite unusual.

Bbbahahahahaha! at pinkie

Toast toppers are a kind of sludge which you put on toast and which vaguely resembles food that has been predigested.

Sort of like a hot version of sandwich spread. Do they still make that?

Hahahaha Ifarts you are an effing genius

Couldn't she have just told Logan that a turkey dinosaur ate all the Ls and Os??????

So the mirror just trawled Facebook, found this and reported it as news?! Lazy fuckers

I can understand why she is furious but she could have poured all the letters out and told Logan it was a countdown conundrum.

purple crazy horse so pleased to meet another who craved liquorice all sorts. I thought I must be the only one.

I once had to get off a bus to find a shop selling them because a little boy had a packet and I was considering robbery with menaces I was so desperate for them and I'm not sure that craving would have been much of a defence in court

Most hilarious sad face ever. I can't wait to see what she gets out of this one.

I did complain to Twinings once because the tea bags in my 10 pack of English Breakfast kept breaking. They sent me 5 x 100 packs of English Breakfast, plus a fancy mixed box of 100 different teas. Since I drink tea about once per month, they're lasting quite a while. Perhaps complaining does pay off sometimes?

This thread is so funny I've been crying laughing.

I clicked on it in the first place because I thought she meant she couldn't spell his name with the actual alphabet and couldn't work out how on earth that worked....

This is a brilliant thread. Just brilliant. My OH was working from home today and had to make several phone calls, and I got told off for snorting...

I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh at this. What does she expect for a bag of potato products? It's not like anyone hand picks the letters that go in.
They do all the letters, but a machine mixes them up and fills the bags with a certain weight automatically.

Maybe she should consider changing her sons name? With all those c's, j's, p's and y's im sure she could spell something Polish

Wetting meself laughing at Pinkie here!!!! Vintage!!

That's hilarious. Stupid woman desperate for her 5 minutes of fame despite feeding her children utter shite...