Mum complains that alphabet letters won't spell sons name

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Really? Do we complain about everything now?

Is this really news?

So easy to make your own spud letters anyway. Silly mare.

She's overcooked them anyway, they'll be hard. I actually feel sorry for someone with so little intelligence to complain about such matters.
(Plus, if I was going to photo my kids tea, I'd magically add sweetcorn and broccoli for the sake of appearances).

*Here are the ASCII codes so Logan would be:

01001100 01101111 01100111 01100001 01101110*

That would be a lot of potato for a 4yo to eat!

I did them for dd a few days ago and she asked for her name and her best friends name.

Letters were falling short so I just did COW and DOG, no reflection of the girls

All helps with her learning...

Plus....Smiley Faces saves any name issues (just saying).

Meanwhile in Plymouth

m.plymouthherald.co.uk/woman-buys-mouldy-brioche-at-plympton-s-new-lidl-store/story-29953037-detail/story.html

Luckily I was able to spell my sons' names. Thank God I called them Jyy and Yjjy

Glad to see Tesco havent offered her any compensation for her obvious distress.

Disappointed in the lack of sad faces though. Hopefully if the DM pick it up they'll rectify that

I must've had a lucky bag last month. I was able to spell Logan all proper and everything.

My Logan however is 15 and didn't give a shit.

Haha Penguins that link

"Covered with mould"

Then later on "dotted with mould"

Good sad face though

Red. Oh the DM will pounce. No fear of that. And good for Tescos

Why do they allow pondlife like this a public platform to display the workings of their single brain cell? Pathetic.

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BECAUSE IT GENERATES PUBLICITY

I bet shaped potato product sales have rocketed today

Yeah I know but ...war...Trump...dying children...fecking potato shapes

Although I am partial to a potato based hot foodstuff.

My Welsh friends Myfanwy and Rhiannon are really upset.

You can't teach everything by using potato shapes.

(If that sentence doesn't make a book of profound quotations I just give up!)

That's brightened up my day no end.

No doubt if the poor child fails to get into Uni aged 18, it'll all be due to the lack of potato letters when he was 4.

If they did have all the letters, what happens next time when there are just the q j and w left? She ought to buy chips and write his name in ketchup instead!!!

Why not put random letters and then ask him to think of a word that starts with G or A

What a waste of a sad face opportunity

^I save all the c,u,n and t's for Dp's dinner&

Ya Dancer!

Fuck me.

I can die now, I've heard it all.

Did they say what are the letters in her bag were? I bet they wouldn't spell out my name either 😭

Dare I say it? First world problem!

Couldn't she have just butchered a Q and a T?