cocoa Ha! CoconutVag, brand new from Holland and Barrett.
The routine videos are HILARIOUS. So many people seem to have a huge array of "routines" which they seemingly only stick to for 2 weeks. Pre Autumn routine, pre autumn cleaning routine, pre autumn vag cleaning routine, pre autumn water drinking routine, pre Autumn make up routine, pre Autumn going out routine, pre Autumn opening the door to Amazon delivery man routine.
Then reset for
Autumn routines
Pre Halloween routines
Halloween routines
Bonfire night routines
November routines
Thanksgiving routine
Black Friday routines
Advent routine
Pre winter routines
Christmas routine
New year routine
Never ending
I'm off to perform my morning "having a shit routine."
HI GUYS excited wave and sigh
Really sorry for no video last week, I was just sooooooo busy watching a box set and worrying about the lack of tartan in Primark.
Anyway, I'm here today to bring you my morning shit routine. It's just like sooooo important to my day.
I filmed a little montage for you and of course I've set it to ukulele music.
So here you can see me here, a 27 year old woman, in my totally relatable bed with my bedding which appeals to pre teens in my Cookie Monster pyjamas. Look at me yawning as I wake up (ahaha I'm so carefree) with a face full of make up and a grin fulled by my bank account full of your money which you've given to me for spinning old rope.
NOW when I wake up, I don't know about you but my vegan bum just feels really full - if you're not plant based then let us know in the comments so my fans can rip you to shreds. I crack out a fart, lift up the duvet and if it is really chronic I know it's time to have a shit.... AND ON. With 17 products in the first 3 mins and no advertising standards guidelines being met what so ever