Luciana (on another forum) if you see this... Lulu,Hayley etc are worrried about you x

[RebelRogue]

Only posting here for traffic,dunno if this is even allowed.
But some of my friends noticed a lady with the nn Luciana on another forum got banned and they are worried about her/want to keep in touch. They told me she uses mumsnet as all so I'm doing a call out.

So, Luciana if you see this,drop me a pm if you wish.

Lulu

In 1386, a pig was publicly hanged for murder. True story.

I imagine he tasted like bacon shortly after.

How did the pig murder someone?

He absolutely deserved it (I'll spare you the details) but he was apparently dressed in human clothes for the execution, which is, well.....odd, really.

Jess that is hilarious and disturbing at the same time. I like it

I googled, the crime was horrid but the execution sounds hilarious in its ridiculousness:
"the condemned sow was dressed up as a person for execution, that other pigs were made to attend in order to take warning by their swinish sister’s fate..."

I don't think they'd have eaten a sinful pigs bacon...

But was it dressed in male or female human clothes

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0107146/

Possibly not one of Colin Firths proudest moments

lulu I've just Googled. It was dressed in men's clothes

Priorities Lulu...priorities..

Royal how confusing and humiliating for the poor Sow.

Lady Did he defend the pig or the witch got slightly distracted by his bouffant hair do

Well in Hartlepool they hung a monkey thinking it was a French spy.

Was it an ancestor of Daddy Pig? Explains a fair bit...

Poor monkey. He wasn't a French spy. He was Spanish

pika Whaaat? (heads to Google)

Jess on the subject of Daddy Pig...am I the only one rooting for them to be baconed

Lulu He defended the pig

Bilbo Baggins is in it too along with the witch from Simon & the Witch ( possibly showing my age here)

www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/incredibly-weird-deaths?utm_term=.fljajoLwE#.jdM1GOMqv

Lady I might have to get that on DVD

Another one who read page of random facts, wondering if Luciana was found...

It wasn't last year or anything!

I used to live in the NE. Hartlepoolers are still known as MonkeyHangers by some people and get a bit het up about it.

Interesting. In some parts of Ireland dandelions are known as pissebeds. Because they have diuretic qualities.

Tis a myth. The idea that they make you wet the bed comes from the French name for them, pissenlit. "Lit" means bed.

Sorry, not RTFT through yet, so I may be repeating.

When I'm nagging my children to brush their teeth properly, they are almost all teenagers I tell them that there are more germs in your mouth than there are up your bum. I suspect that's not actually true, but I heard it somewhere once and adopted it as fact.

I also live by the rule - never put anything in your vagina that you wouldn't put in your mouth. Just FYI.

Cloudchasing this is indeed very good advice & I shall dispense this at any given opportunity from now on

cloudchasing I'm now slightly concerned that I'm more fussy about what goes in my foof than I am what goes in my mouth