How's this for the most inappropriate baby shower cake?

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Dear god they are horrible

They at 3 of worst cakes I have ever seen.
Especially the first one disgusting.

I could have just about found it amusing if it weren't for the poo

I hadn't even seen the poo!

(And now I can't see anything else . . . )

I wonder if anyone tried the giant poo? And why's there a liberal sprinkling of chocolate strands on the vulva? (Cake in OP). The others are equally disturbing!

All they need now is Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall to offer around some placenta pâté bruschetta hors d'oeuvres.

Jesus Christ. Hideous.

That's a lot of poo...

Well, at least they don't try to sanitise the whole thing or pretend like it isn't... well, kind of scary. Or let's just say that I certainly am scared.

I'm pregnant with our first and the due date is approaching quickly.

So yup, I am kind of shitting myself 🙈 figuratively, obviously.

The dead baby cake is horrific.

I'm as broad minded as can be and see the funny side of most things, but these cakes are just disgusting. I would have been very unamused if anyone had served these up to me !

It smacks of attention seeking and nobody has a fanny that big.

I think yours wins OP. Imagine that as a show stopper on Bake Off! Do you think it would get a Hollywood handshake?

I hadn't seen the dead baby cake. Vom. That's just... that's awful. and it makes me nauseous.

Is the baby's head the wrong way round? I'm sure my last one was face up?

You don't always poop yourself I only did once and that was when I was severely constipated (I've had three children)

Jeez, those cakes are awful

We made one similar without the poo

I laughed!

Babies aren't supposed to face up abbie

Your baby was OP or commonly known as back to back

Chuckette looks like the spawn of a major demon

The dead baby is possibly Elsa from Frozen, it says 'Welcome Elsa', isn't she from Frozen? ( My Disney is rusty)

It is Elsa...but even Elsa isn't blue!

She's blonde with pink skin. She just wears blue

That's gross. But it made me laugh.

Omg at the poo!

But I quite liked the CS 'ready or not' cake.

But I think if you really have to have a baby shower cake, a Victoria sponge will suffice. Really.

Spunky that cake looks far worse than anything I've ever experienced.

RubbishM, I'm guessing chocolate sprinkles are hair / or "stubble" from your last wax. But I'm not going back to the OP to look again