AIBU to start a FB tat Christmas edition thread?

[Velvetdarkness]

I just saw this on a FB selling page. I've no idea what it is, or why anyone would want one, but it is handmade after all!

Share your festive tat!

Found these classics, yours for only £10 EACH!

Damn you with this thread!! I should have been preparing for an audit interview and have just spent the time a) guffawing at these monstrosities and b) looking at local FB site for contenders (none yet, but on a mission to find some now!)

Here we go - utter offensiveness for only £10!

Why would you blow a tenner on someone you hate?

Hahahaha frozen wine glasses!! That's my favourite so far I think. Filled a big gap in the toddler drinking market

Bargain.....!

Wooden pallet anyone?? Yours for the bargain price of £45! Some Poundland shitty lights & ornaments for have been stapled on for that extra Christmassy look

Or a terrifying snowman goody bag. Yours for a bargain £6. That one like was from the poster herself... wonder if she got many orders...

£5000! Hahaha.

I was in the Range last weekend and we walked through the decorations section. My (grown up, fortunately) son turned to me in bewilderment and said "what the fuck, there is an ornament over there which is a reindeer which pole-dances to "I'm sexy and I know it"!!

Sadly, I didn't take a photo.

Those 'floating cups' (back a few pages) just look as though they are vomiting flowers don't they?

Found these.
Never understood sweet trees....
Or felt the need for a cellophane wrapped cat in sunglasses

Found this pic too... Dining chairs for sale.
Presumably to make room for more bin bags.

Hand made Christmas torture devices bonnets... No set price... make me an offer...

Designer Candles, £10. presumably not all this shit

Christmas Nappy Bundle, any size except adult... £30-55

Delightful, light up wreath. Offers over £20.

Last one and then I'll stop... I promise

"Any quote done £4"

Wonder how much extra I'd have to pay for an apostrophe?

They've made it to the sites I'm on now...

Described as ''stockibg fillers for that sweet tooth''

(more like Rudolph butt plugs)

I've just come across this thread and cant stop laughing!!
What a load of hideous but hilarious crap!

I am going to advertise on FB and sell fucking apostrophes. Based on the literacy levels shown in some of these beauties I will be a millionaire in a fortnight

Why does fourcornereds offering look as though it's written in blood?

Ten quid for a quarter of Jelly Babies, stuck on a "tree"

Dear Silly Songs with Larry,

Thank you kindly for sharing my Hot Chocolate Reindeers and referring to it as Christmas Tat, I just wondered if you could explain what makes it tat? After all who doesn't like hot chocolate & marshmellows, made into a festive Reindeer for children to enjoy on Christmas Eve, at a very cheap price too.

I am very glad that my 600+ customers in the last 10 days do not agree with your opinion.

Have a great Christmas!

Sammy 😄

Awkward...

Of course we believe you've had 600 people queue at your door to buy that shite stuff. Of course we do...