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to shave my mimsy over 2 days

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Winteriscominginnit · 05/11/2016 08:39

You know how it is: it's been a while and when you finally tackle the forest you get exhausted halfway through/brand new razors become blunt, that you decide to do the rest the next day. With new energy. Can't just be me?

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Winteriscominginnit · 05/11/2016 11:33

Bluntness100 you haven't seen my mimsy Grin

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uglyswan · 05/11/2016 11:53

You clearly need a vorpal sword to do the job properly.

Dawndonnaagain · 05/11/2016 12:19

You clearly need a vorpal sword to do the job properly.
Does she have a frumious bandersnatch! Grin

maisiejones · 05/11/2016 12:31

How hirsute can Mimsy be if shaving it exhausts you? The mind boggles. Shock

Winteriscominginnit · 05/11/2016 13:06

I also have a bit of a head cold today so maybe that's added to not being able to complete the task in one go

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idontlikealdi · 05/11/2016 13:12

The mind boggles at how hairy mimsy must actually be that it could possibly be a two day process. Get some beer, job done.

Threepumpkins · 05/11/2016 13:33

Some mimsies are the bodily equivalent of a shrubby honeysuckle, Bluntness

I could easily spend 15-20 mins doing a decent prune on mine

My top tip to OP is trim as much as possible first with nail scissors

Hoolahoop33 · 05/11/2016 14:00

DH's beard trimmer will get it down in about 2 mins. Clean it after and put it exactly where you found itGrin

MarianneSolong · 05/11/2016 14:29

So 'Jabberwocky' is all about fear of the vagina dentata and/or pubic hair. Makes sense.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Winteriscominginnit · 05/11/2016 15:03

Amazing!

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brodchengretchen · 05/11/2016 16:43

All this whimsy 'bout a grimsy mimsy.
An unhinged minge will make you whinge, Ginge.

So no ravin' about a shaven haven- push for a bush that's lush, mush.

VladimirsPooTin · 05/11/2016 16:57

Mimsy is entering my permanent vocabulary.

I used Nair the other day and left it on for about 7 minutes and it did NOTHING. I had to shave anyway. I have bionic pubes.

LookingGoodForTheLassies · 13/11/2016 22:13

I knew I'd seen the word mimsy used before.

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